Season 2, Ep 80 - Momo and the Mayor (Live from Chicago’s iO Theater)
Season 2, Ep 80 - Momo and the Mayor (Live from Chicago’s iO Theater)
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Air Date: October 7, 2018 Episode Link
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Hosts: Arnie, Chunt, Usidore Guests: Momo
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Tim Joyce Theme Music: Andy Poland Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox
Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz

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Description

Momo the Mouse with Human Strength stops by to dish on Chunt’s love life and her own.

Summary

The audio is cursed again by witch.
Guest Momo is no stranger to this glitch.

The sheriff, Chunt, is good at many things
like talking, though he has known better kings.
He’s still in love with Twosidore, and so
names lonely Arnie king—crown’s heavy though.
And so King Arnie crowns King Usidore
who plans to end all wrongs with cadenced roar.

Their worlds were tough, respectively, as teens,
despite a love of different movie scenes.
Shape shifting had its difficulties too,
but wizards differ since they never grew.
Tattoos are one thing that they never did.
They promise getting some, or do they kid?

Mouse Momo lives in Twosidore’s hat now.
Is it more than her stomach will allow?
for Chunt and Twosidore can be too much.
Their kissing escalates with bees and such.

But Momo has her own relationship,
with Mayor Manana in her man-strength grip.
First Lady is her title in Hogsface.
She’d save a painting from a fireplace.

Both king and mayor now, Usidore gives praise
to her, while Arnie thinks of a catchphrase.
He also lists his top ten favorite guests.
But Momo places sub-tenth, she attests.

If Momo had a perfect date, her dude
would walk with her. No eating since he’s food.
Manana wants to be mayor of all Foon.
King mayor gives her his crown as legal boon.

For confidence a challenge then is made.
And Momo wrestles Arnie, who’s afraid.
The tavern counts down. Then all get their kicks,
because the mouse beats Arnie, six foot six.

While Usidore and Momo both take naps,
the topic: rot—Manana to collapse.
A quest by Usidore is offered then:
banana, Twosidore, mouse, badger, men
would take a trip to fight the Dark Lord, where
the exercise each day is throw a chair.
With details of banana-mouse love known,
the topic turns to badger-bee-crotch zone.
Banana-wizard maybe something too,
but Chunt thinks Momo doesn’t have a clue.

The crown is placed on Momo in the end,
and Arnie says that all there are his friend.

Earth References

Borat
Dinosaurs
drinking bird
Fortnite, teabagging
The Breakfast Club, "Don't You (Forget About Me)"
Trix rabbit
peeing Calvin decal
Keep On Truckin'
bump setting
Dolly Madison
Hamilton - "My Shot"
public display of affection
"Mahna Mahna"
Bee Movie
"How Do You Solve a Problem like Maria?" - The Sound of Music
2001: A Space Odyssey ("My god, it's full of stars")
Jimmy Stewart - It's a Wonderful Life, Rear Window

New Characters

Behind the Scenes

Momo and the Mayor
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Arnie, Momo, Chunt, Usidore
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