Season 2, Ep 82 – Chunt for Red October 4: Rainbow Squish
Season 2, Ep 82 – Chunt for Red October 4: Rainbow Squish
Air Date: October 21, 2018 Episode Link
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Hosts: Arnie, Usidore, Chunt Guests: Doris and Eugenia the Mummies
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox
Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz

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It’s time for Chunt’s annual blood drive for lazy vampires, Chunt for Red October. This year he has two mummies along to help.


Arnie’s late. In his absence, Chunt and Usidore struggle with the intro, and eventually default to Gettin’ Nuts. Arnie finally arrives, and he’s soaked. He’s been working on the Orange Beast Riddle and has discovered a secret about the Vermilion Minotaur: a river runs through it. Specifically, it runs through the basement, and when he waded in, it glowed.

But Chunt can’t be bothered with this, as it’s Chunt for Red October, his annual blood drive for lazy vampires. Usidore hints that he may still have some vampiric tendencies from his final days as Usidore the Brighter Blue. Chunt introduces this week’s guests, mummies Doris and Eugenia. They live in a mummy hive and serve the Queen Mummy by bringing her jewels. They also have the power to level really passive aggressive curses on those who annoy them. Arnie’s clumsy interviewing style earns him one of these curses.

They’ve decorated the tavern for Arnie’s Halloweve and entertain him by acting out Earthan Halloweve films. Usi conjures Arnie a Sexy Firefighter costume (it’s just sexy water.) Usi also manages to accidentally set Doris on fire, but she puts herself out before much damage is done. Usidore feels bad and offers Doris a chance to set him aflame as well, which she accepts. Arnie dons his Sexy Firefighter costume, and it gets thirsty in the tavern. Nobody bothers to douse Usidore.

Reading an email memorializing Crazy Jared, Arnie notes that he found magic paint in the basement and reveals a carfoon of Blemish he had painted to try to hide his death. The carfoon takes life, but drawn by Arnie’s hand, he won’t live long.

Usi reminds us he’s still on fire.

Earth References

Full House
The Exorcist
Deep Blue Sea
The Meg
Ernest Borgnine
Scream, Scream 2
Friday the 13th
Jason X
Dumb and Dumber
Ernest Scared Stupid
Mr. Mom
Smiles for a Summer Night
Requiem for a Dream
The Great Dictator
DJ Qualls
The Thing, John Carpenter
The Shining
Stanley Kubrick
toasted pumpkin seeds
confirmation bias


Arnie says “of quartz” instead of “of course”1
Arnie makes a carfoon of Blemish2

Behind the Scenes

Season 2, Ep 82 – Chunt for Red October 4: Rainbow Squish
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Chunt, Usidore, Eugenia, Doris, Arnie
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