Season 2, Ep 84 – Traach and Treasure
Season 2, Ep 84 – Traach and Treasure
Air Date: November 4, 2018 Episode Link
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Hosts: Arnie, Chunt, Usidore Guests: Traach
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox
Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz

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Traach the Kobold returns to help us assess the many magic items found in the tavern.


Traach helped identify various items the boys found:

  • Liquid Javelin from Migas in the year 70
  • Ligma Balls - pop one in your mouth to prevent damage from a major magic attack
  • Cursed Ballistic Bracers - tightly bind to your arms and will rip off your arms if you utter the code phrase
  • Core Apple - anyone who easts or bites into it will be magically bound to it, so that then you discard it you will be magically transported to wherever you tossed it
  • Buttfor - just hold it to keep regular
  • Frozen Rose - from Gartax region (a small province near Gratax) people there used to cool themselves
  • a possible Voltron Set - put all pieces together to make an undefeatable warrior (but they were missing pieces, including the weird axe)

Earth items sent through the dimensional portal by listeners (and recovered from The Dark Lord who stole them and kept them in his werehouse) which were thrown into the underground river include:

  • shirt that says "Bring It"1
  • ILM shirts2
  • Oscar Mayer whistles3
  • Smash Mouth CD4
  • edible chocolate anuses
  • rubber cock and balls
  • bag of bouncy balls
  • Candy bars from Zingerman's Delicatessen in Ann Arbor, MI5
  • Snickers bars
  • weird Japanese food6
  • family tartan
  • mug that says "It's Good To Be King"7
  • "Magic: The Gathering" bird card8
  • sudoku book9
  • "Reynolds Pamphlet" by Alexander Hamilton10
  • welcome mat that read "Ding Doon"
  • crocheted Chunt doll with two buttholes11
  • "Curse Awarness" buttons with buttholes12
  • "I Questing for the Luna Sword" shirt13
  • backpack that looks like a badger14
  • The Jared K. Andersen Choice Award 2016 for Best Transdimensional Tavern-Based Podcast
  • Dan Smith business cards
  • masks
  • CD a listener burned of a short film they made
  • owl pellets15
  • bottle of energy drink/cologne16
  • knitted Usidore and Spintax dolls17
  • Doctor Who mug18
  • pieces of an "I'm a Dad, That's My Super Power" mug19 that Arnie had to break
  • knitted scarf
  • back scratcher for Chunt to use as a better arm when he was cursed20
  • toy dinosaurs21
  • "Congratulations" card sent to Princess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth22
  • New York Observer shirts and magazine23
  • giant Harry Potter candy set not mentioned on the show

Additional Appearances

Robot Arnie

Earth References

"Take Me to the Water" - Nina Simone
Mullet (business up front, party in the back)
Loot Crate
Cabo Wabo
Garbage Pail Kids
The Iceman Cometh
Harry Potter - Bertie Bott’s Every Flavour Beans

New Characters

Behind the Scenes

Season 2, Ep 84 – Traach and Treasure
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Chunt, Traach, Arnie, Usidore
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