Season 2, Ep 85 – Gettin’ Nuts Season 2 (Live from the Kalamazoo Improv Festival)
Season 2, Ep 85 – Gettin’ Nuts Season 2 (Live from the Kalamazoo Improv Festival)
Air Date: November 11, 2018 Episode Link
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Hosts: Chunt, Usidore Guests: Momo, Jayme and Sayme Ragoon
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox
Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz

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Chunt and Usidore kick off the second season of Gettin’ Nuts with some help from Momo the Mouse and two very creepy twins.


With Arnie gone, it’s just the two-holed butts
to greet from taverns and to go get nuts.
Their podcast, now premiering season two,
must have a theme that’s good and also new.

First Usidore reflects that no one cares
when you’re a boy beneath a case of stairs.
And so he studied at Terr’akkas halls
ensuring death be ne’er an ill he falls.

A human-strengthed mouse, Momo, then appears
this spooky season to discuss some fears
(for Momo: cockroach clowns, twins, trees that tussle),
but mice fear Momo if they know her muscle.

In news, now Twosidore provides a house
For Mayor Manana and his girlfriend mouse.
The three discuss relationships (and vultures),
and roleplay problems known inside Foon cultures.
Bananas rot, but have they seeds for mice?
The badger-wizard pair attempt advice.
She thinks about the family she will make,
like names she’ll give and likely forms they’ll take.

A fun size Snickers almost takes Chunt’s breath.
Swears Usidore: he’d puppet him, post-death.
But Momo leaves until again she wins
her courage after sensing creepy twins.

The twins weird out both Chunt and Usidore,
They ask the twins if they’ve felt fear before.
If Sayme died and left his Jayme there,
by falling while above a topmost stair,
alone, the twin that did not fall down first,
would then absorb inside the twin now burst.
More likely than be scared, they’d scare away;
they spooked a whole amusement park one day.

A dollhouse, with a mom they’d made for dad,
trapped him behind some glass until he’d had
a time enough to calm down and not shout,
and finally the twins did let him out.
They kept him trapped about a half a year
but now place pine nuts to eat out his ear.

The twins personify the nuts on trees,
and wood and gardens that have secret keys.
Both Chunt and Usidore just want to kill
despite their better interviewing skill.
The twins fear just to be alone at all.
Solutions come from Usidore. Just call.

Next Sayme’s insult jokes seem not to steer
banana reproduction in the clear.
An e-mail asks for season two to be
a dating show, and so Chunt hosts the three.
The twins compete for love from Usidore,
but they give nothing he seems to long for.

Then Momo shows up with banana news.
She’s asked the streets for scientific views.
Most reproduce asexually for one.
They’re herbs with bulbs and roots and not much fun,
and also there are flowers first that bloom.
But Momo’s scared with twins in the same room.

The night ends with a sweet, sweet, Sayme joke,
but all it does is make the others choke.

Earth References

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
"You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman" - Aretha Franklin
The Secret Garden

New Characters


Arnie does not appear in this episode.

Behind the Scenes

Season 2, Ep 85 – Gettin’ Nuts Season 2 (Live from the Kalamazoo Improv Festival)
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Usidore, Sayme and Jayme Ragoon, Chunt, Momo
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