Season 2, Ep 92 – Badgelor Party
Season 2, Ep 92 – Badgelor Party
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Air Date: January 20, 2019 Episode Link
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Hosts: Arnie, Chunt, Usidore Guests: Twosidore
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox
Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz

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Description

Arnie has to run a bachelor party and a badgelor party for Chunt.

Summary

Space Bunker: Emperor Craig is just about to forward something juicy to High Command when he is interrupted by a SURPRISE MUTINY! Mysterioso and Tricia delete the file and give Craig the business end of the laser saw.

Vermilion Minotaur: It’s Chunt’s Badgelor Party! Talbot arrives to take part in the festivities and begins with an extremely filthy limerick. Arnie announces they’re going to have an Earth-style bachelor party. Nope, not strippers. Board games! GAME NIGHT!

However, Chunt won’t be there for most of it. As is Foonish tradition, the bachelor doesn’t actually attend the bachelor party. He will go sow wild oats while Arnie and Twosidore get to know each other better. Before Chunt leaves, Arnie gives him a gift—-he has paid someone to reach into a plot hole dimension to retrieve Chunt’s sperm vial. Touched by this gesture, Chunt asks Arnie and Usidore to be goddessfathers to his eventual child.

Chunt and Talbot take off and Twosi arrives. After a round or two of Quiplash, he suggests they air their grievances. Twosidore acknowledges that he began under false pretenses by claiming to be Usidore, but he has a hearing deficit and memory loss, and he thought he heard his name as Usidore.

There is something shady about Twosidore, like a literal shade. They surmise he might be runoff from Usidore, a wish perhaps. Usi believes he may have also wished Arnie into existence. They both may be personality traits he shed and gave life. He grants hem both full wizard status.

Twosidore wins a round of Quiplash and begins glowing from Arnie’s validation. Usi removes the rest of the shade, allowing his runny sonny to realize his full potential. He also slips Arnie and Twosi a friendship potion.

Emails:
Q: Are all wizards drug dealers?
A: Yep!

Space Bunker: MM worries about how to break the news to High Command about Craig, but Tricia has been working on her Craig impression. Spot on, Tricia. Spot on.

Earth References

Grover Cleveland
Christopher Columbus
Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-bangs (Harry Potter series)
postcum
Jackbox games: Trivia Murder Party, Quiplash, The Jackbox Party Pack 5, Guesspionage, Bomb Corp.
Silver Bells
butter bell
"Papa's Got A Brand New Bag" - James Brown

Behind the Scenes

Season 2, Ep 92 – Badgelor Party
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Usidore, Arnie, Chunt, Talbot

Notes

  • As a badgelor party present, Arnie got a spell to access a pocket dimension to reach back in time and retrieve Chunt's vial with his single sperm.
  • Talbot the Badger does the second sponsor read this episode.
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