Season 2, Ep 93 – Modron (w/ Chris Perkins of Wizards of the Coast)
Season 2, Ep 93 – Modron (w/ Chris Perkins of Wizards of the Coast)
Air Date: January 27, 2019 Episode Link
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Hosts: Arnie, Chunt, Usidore Guests: Weewoo the Modron
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox
Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Sponsored by: Shudder


We learn about the half organic, half robotic Modron, Weewoo, visiting from another, more orderly plane of existence. Also, there’s magic and stuff.


Arnie is confused about how long he’s been in Foon. Chunt asks for #TrackingChronology posts on social media.

Arnie has been so busy looking for the weapon in the Vermilion Minotaur, he’s forgotten to book a guest for this week’s show. Suddenly an odd tiny creature appears and squeaks, “Order!” Usidore invites it to have a seat, believing the tiny creature to be similar to the titular character from his favorite play, Automaton Constable. The creature squeaks, “Friend! Wee Woo!” It can parrot random words blurted by the lads, but not complete sentences. Usi believes it may be from the realm of Mechanis.

Arnie wants to learn more about Mechanis, but it’s so hard to communicate with Wee Woo. Chunt suggests drugs. With Wee Woo’s consent, Usi casts a spell to expand its brain. Suddenly Wee Woo has a voice and it’s sexy as hell. They describe themself as a Modron: part flesh, part metal, spherical with spindly arms and legs and wings. He’s considering a name change and they settle on Samantha.

Samantha/Wee Woo describes Mechanis as a plane of clockwork predictability. All Modrons are created by Primus, and as a low status single task Modron, Samantha has little opportunity for advancement. The lads want to help, so they role play an interview with a tetradonis. The lads also explain the concepts of friendship and adventure and sex. Samantha confirms that they do indeed fuck.

Arnie asks them why they left Mechanis. Wee Woo acknowledges a hole in their life. They need a purpose. This epiphany sparks an evolution, changing Wee Woo’s shape. They announce they will go on a quest. Usidore changes their voice again, and this time it sounds like a cross between Cockroach Clown and Pizza Skull. Usi tries to fix it, and Wee Woo goes back to weewooing.

Before he leaves, he squeaks, “Friend Arnie. Friend Gasmuenas.”

Earth References

Forrest Gump
card counting
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
Marie Kondo - The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up
Ren & Stimpy - “Happy, Happy, Joy. Joy”
Budweiser Frogs
Simon (electronic game)
Thundercats, Mumm-Ra
Car 54, Where Are You?
The Miracle Worker
One Direction
98 Degrees
Flowers for Algernon
Bewitched, Samantha Stevens, Mr. Tate
elevator pitch
March of the Penguins
Morning Zoo Crew

Behind the Scenes

Season 2, Ep 93 – Modron (w/ Chris Perkins of Wizards of the Coast)
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Weewoo, Arnie, Usidore, Chunt


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