Season 2, Ep 93 – Modron (w/ Chris Perkins of Wizards of the Coast)
Modron (w/ Chris Perkins of Wizards of the Coast)
Hello from the Magic Tavern episode
Air date January 27, 2019
Episode no. S02E93
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Hosts Arnie, Chunt, Usidore
Guests Weewoo the Modron
Producers Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Associate Producer {$associateproducer}
Editor Garrett Schultz
Logo Allard Laban
Theme music Andy Poland
Audio assistance Jason Knox
Production assistance Garrett Schultz
Special thanks Greg Tito, and Ryan Marth from Siren Sound
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"Modron" is the ninety-third episode of season two of Hello from the Magic Tavern. It was originally released on January 27, 2019.


We learn about the half organic, half robotic Modron, Weewoo, visiting from another, more orderly plane of existence. Also, there’s magic and stuff.


Arnie is confused about how long he’s been in Foon. Chunt asks for #TrackingChronology posts on social media.

Arnie has been so busy looking for the weapon in the Vermilion Minotaur, he’s forgotten to book a guest for this week’s show. Suddenly an odd tiny creature appears and squeaks, “Order!” Usidore invites it to have a seat, believing the tiny creature to be similar to the titular character from his favorite play, Automaton Constable. The creature squeaks, “Friend! Wee Woo!” It can parrot random words blurted by the lads, but not complete sentences. Usi believes it may be from the realm of Mechanis.

Arnie wants to learn more about Mechanis, but it’s so hard to communicate with Weewoo. Chunt suggests drugs. With Wee Woo’s consent, Usi casts a spell to expand its brain. Suddenly Wee Woo has a voice and it’s sexy as hell. They describe themself as a Modron: part flesh, part metal, spherical with spindly arms and legs and wings. He’s considering a name change and they settle on Samantha.

Samantha/Weewoo describes Mechanis as a plane of clockwork predictability. All Modrons are created by Primus, and as a low status single task Modron, Samantha has little opportunity for advancement. The lads want to help, so they role play an interview with a tetradonis. The lads also explain the concepts of friendship and adventure and sex. Samantha confirms that they do indeed fuck.

Arnie asks them why they left Mechanis. Weewoo acknowledges a hole in their life. They need a purpose. This epiphany sparks an evolution, changing Weewoo’s shape. They announce they will go on a quest. Usidore changes their voice again, and this time it sounds like a cross between Cockroach Clown and Pizza Skull. Usi tries to fix it, and Weewoo goes back to weewooing.

Before he leaves, he squeaks, “Friend Arnie. Friend Gasmuenas.”

Earth references

  • Forrest Gump
  • #NotAllMen
  • Robocop
  • spoonerisms
  • card counting
  • cocaine
  • The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
  • Marie Kondo - The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up
  • Ren & Stimpy - “Happy, Happy, Joy. Joy”
  • Budweiser Frogs
  • Splash
  • Simon (electronic game)
  • Thundercats, Mumm-Ra
  • Car 54, Where Are You?
  • The Miracle Worker
  • One Direction
  • 98 Degrees
  • Flowers for Algernon
  • Charly
  • Bewitched, Samantha Stevens, Mr. Tate
  • elevator pitch
  • March of the Penguins
  • edging
  • Morning Zoo Crew
  • WALL-E, Eve

Behind the scenes

Modron (w/ Chris Perkins of Wizards of the Coast)
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Weewoo, Arnie, Usidore, Chunt
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