Season 2, Ep 95 – Woodland Creatures (Live from PodCon with Demi Adejuyigbe and Miel Bredouw)
Woodland Creatures (Live from PodCon with Demi Adejuyigbe and Miel Bredouw)
Hello from the Magic Tavern episode
Air date February 10, 2019
Episode no. S02E95
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Hosts Arnie, Chunt, Usidore
Guests Fontleroy Obama and Pepper, woodland creatures
Producers Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Associate Producer {$associateproducer}
Editor Ryan DiGiorgi
Logo Allard Laban
Theme music Andy Poland
Audio assistance Jason Knox
Production assistance Garrett Schultz
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"Woodland Creatures" is the ninety-fifth episode of season two of Hello from the Magic Tavern. It was originally released on February 10, 2019.


A bird and mouse that fly in Arnie’s window every morning and help him get dressed stop by to chat.


Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore discuss how to find a more youthful audience, and discuss their own youthfulness.

As their guest Arnie has Fontleroy Obama, a bird and Pepper, a mouse; the woodland creatures who enter Arnie’s window and dress him every morning.

Fontleroy and Pepper share their experiences as dressers. They are thousands of years old, and have spent most of their long lives dressing Princesses. They confirm Arnie is very princess-like in his attitude and willingness to be pampered. He has not been paying Pepper or Fontleroy except in exposure, and they are seeking other employment.

In the course of interview, Pepper and Fontleroy address the fact that they’re only just work friends, and could be closer. Pepper lives in a hole nibbling crumbs. Fontleroy goes home to a pie where he practices music, especially sea chanties, as he has always dreamed of going to sea.

With Chunt and Usidore’s backing, Pepper and Fontleroy make demands to improve their working conditions, but Arnie admits that he’s not actually a fan of being dressed by woodland creatures, and proceeds to fire Pepper and Fontleroy. In quick succession, they are hired by Usidore, but amid growing concerns about his pay scheme quit and are hired by Chunt, though he too cannot pay much.

Usidore instead offers to give Fontleroy a boat, fulfilling his wish for a life on the sea, with Pepper pursuing her own interest in cooking as the galley cook, but he is wary of the offer. While the consider it, Pepper and Fontleroy admit they were hoping to quit their job soon anyway, so Arnie’s firing is not a great disaster.


  • Rumford says the youth love seeing hard issues tackled, Fontleroy reiterates how much more difficult Arnie is to dress than a Princess

New characters

  • Howlie Mandel, an Owl
  • George Bezoz
, a cruel man in town


  • Arnie first discovered he was being dressed each day by woodland creatures in the season one episode "Inta and Nerf".
  • Usidore states that he created a pocket dimension and lived in it for 50 years as a smithy, so he is now 360 years old.

Earth references

  • Fortnite
  • backwards baseball caps
  • JFK assassination
  • 1976 US Bicentennial
  • The Bible
  • "Thanks, Obama", Change
  • Ratatouille
  • France
  • condoms
  • Lenny Kravitz’s concert dick slip
  • NDA
  • Cinderella
  • Sleeping Beauty
  • "Yes We Can"
  • Jeff Bezos
  • Howie Mandel, Bobby’s World
  • Netflix's Bright
  • African-Americans
  • “Blackbird" - Desmond Dekker
  • Martin and Charlie Sheen, tiger blood
  • Hip Hop
  • Super Smash Bros.
  • church mouse
  • Mickey Mouse
  • Uber

Behind the scenes

Woodland Creatures (Live from PodCon with Demi Adejuyigbe and Miel Bredouw)
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Usidore, Pepper, Fontleroy Obama, Chunt, Arnie
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