Hello from the Magic Tavern (season 3)
| Hello from the Magic Tavern (season 3) | |
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| Episode art by unknown | |
| Hosts | Arnie, Chunt, Usidore the Blue |
| Release | |
| First episode | July 21, 2019 |
| Network | Earwolf |
| Production | |
| Producers | Arnie Niekamp, Adal Rifai, Matt Young |
| Theme music | Andy Poland |
| Logo | Allard Laban |
The third season of Hello from the Magic Tavern premiered on July 21, 2019.
Cast
Main
- Arnie Niekamp as Arnie, a human podcaster who fell through a dimensional portal to Foon
- Adal Rifai as Chunt, a shapeshifter usually in the form of a badger
- Matt Young as Usidore the Blue, a wizard and sworn enemy of the Dark Lord
Recurring
See also: List of "Hello From the Magic Tavern" guests
- Tim Sniffen as Mysterious Man, an enigmatic announcer who insists the podcast is not real
- Kate James as Tricia, an intern to the Mysterious Man
- Evan Jacover as Lincoln, a human and colleague of the Mysterious Man
Episodes
See also: List of "Hello From the Magic Tavern" episodes
| No. in season | Title | Original air date |
| 1 | "Seaside (w/ Justin McElroy)" | July 21, 2019 |
| A new adventure begins as Arnie, Usidore and Chunt meet a wooden figure come to life in a seaside tavern. | ||
| 2 | "Ancient Turtle" | July 28, 2019 |
| A vacationing sea turtle chats with the hosts about her long and storied life. | ||
| 3 | "Demon" | August 4, 2019 |
| A demon stops by to share his inner life. | ||
| 4 | "More Moles (w/ Sean Clements and Hayes Davenport of Hollywood Handbook)" | August 11, 2019 |
| Two brave mole warriors stop by to sing their own praises and explain their relationship to ants. | ||
| 5 | "Castle Guards" | August 18, 2019 |
| Something is amiss outside of the gates of Velsmeer. | ||
| 6 | "Lord's Brother" | August 25, 2019 |
| Diplomatic negotiations begin to secure Velsmeer’s army in the fight against the Dark Lord. But Faustus Crum, the Lord’s Brother, takes thing in an unexpected direction. | ||
| 7 | "Sea Witch (w/ Sarah Haskins)" | September 1, 2019 |
| A sea witch appears on deck. | ||
| 8 | "Army (w/ John Levenstein and Jenny Owen Youngs)" | September 8, 2019 |
| An encounter with a general and a musical centaur could move things in a new military direction. | ||
| 9 | "Sorcerer" | September 15, 2019 |
| The army is joined by a sorcerer with a hard to determine amount of power. Also, sorcerers are totally different from wizards. | ||
| 10 | "Tree Wench (w/ Rachel Bloom)" | September 22, 2019 |
| A walk through the forest leads to an encounter with a rare magical creature: a woman in a tree that’s a fan of the podcast. | ||
| 11 | "Wizard with a Crossbow (w/ Felicia Day and Colton Dunn)" | September 29, 2019 |
| Jyn’Leeviyah the Red Wizard is back and she has a talking crossbow. Together they’re going to kill some people. | ||
| 12 | "Stowaway (w/ Liam O’Brien of Critical Role)" | October 6, 2019 |
| A bag of apples hides the halfling runaway Endwhill the Meek. | ||
| 13 | "Chunt for Red October 5: Executive Hoarders" | October 13, 2019 |
| Back on the high seas, Chunt hosts the fifth annual blood drive for vampires. Although blood may not cure the sea creature the hosts encounter. | ||
| 14 | "Giant Toe (w/ Mary Holland)" | October 20, 2019 |
| Um…we interview a giant toe. | ||
| 15 | "Jethro Tull (w/ Andy Daly)" | October 27, 2019 |
| An evening around a campfire leads to an encounter with a prog rock legend from Earth. | ||
| 16 | "The Wing’d Whale (w/ Zach Reino and Jessica McKenna)" | November 3, 2019 |
| A ride on the mythical Wing’d Whale leads to an encounter with the Freshgrave Twins. | ||
| 17 | "Candy Shop (w/ Paul Scheer)" | November 10, 2019 |
| A visit to a quaint candy shop owned by McTruffle Fondue reveals some strange secrets. | ||
| 18 | "Grounds Keeper" | November 17, 2019 |
| The boys meet up with Can and get a tour from the magical groundskeeper. | ||
| 19 | "Professor’s Wardrobe" | December 1, 2019 |
| Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore settle in to their new jobs as professors at Jizzlenob Preparatory School for Young Wizards. | ||
| 20 | "Staff Dinner" | December 8, 2019 |
| A staff dinner party at Jizzlenob leads to intrigue and romance and lycanthropy. | ||
| 21 | "The Lurking Phantom" | December 15, 2019 |
| The boys finally confront the terrifying entity who has been skulking around the school. | ||
| — | "Winter Solstice Bonus 2019" | December 22, 2019 |
| A special holiday song for our wonderful listeners. Enjoy Festival and an Amiable Winter Solstice to All! | ||
| 22 | "Witch Smoothies" | December 29, 2019 |
| Claudia the Witch returns, as Chunt and Usidore fight to save Arnie’s life. | ||
| 23 | "Hog (w/ Clint McElroy)" | January 6, 2020 |
| A small town pig-sheriff-man shakes down the boys. | ||
| 24 | "Tom the Person Reading a Book" | January 13, 2020 |
| Chunt and Usidore try to get Arnie interested in the show again when they run into one of their oldest and dearest friends: author and prince, Tomblain Belaroth. | ||
| 25 | "Stinker" | January 20, 2020 |
| The boys, still searching for answers at Library of Meridanth, meet a Stinker who creates odors. | ||
| 26 | "Scarab" | January 27, 2020 |
| While the boys continue scouring the stacks at the library, Sasha the Scarab comes on the show to find love and someone to eat. | ||
| 27 | "Flower Parts" | February 2, 2020 |
| Flower is back to…do…whatever it is that Flower does. Meanwhile, the Dark Lord’s plot comes to light… | ||
| 28 | "Farmer" | February 9, 2020 |
| Trying to cross a river along with a farmer with a chicken, a fox and three bags of grain. | ||
| 29 | "Outlaw" | February 16, 2020 |
| Venturing into the Kooky Longwoods and climbing up to the village in the treetops; the boys search out a Demi-God Outlaw! | ||
| 30 | "Knight" | February 23, 2020 |
| We learn about chivalry and faces from a knight. | ||
| 31 | "Thieves" | March 2, 2020 |
| The podcast is interrupted by the surprise appearance of three dastardly members of the thieves guild. | ||
| 32 | "Five Years" | March 9, 2020 |
| It’s the five year anniversary and Arnie has found audio of the first time he met Chunt and Usidore. | ||
| 32A | "INTERLUDE – Five Mirror World Years" | March 16, 2020 |
| Meanwhile in the evil alternate version of Foon, Carnival Wilson, Usidore the Black and Wendigo Wilson prepare for a meeting with Good Tannakin and Good Blemish. | ||
| 33 | "Temple Of Krom" | March 23, 2020 |
| The boys continue their search for the artifacts being sought by The Dark Lord. In a mystical temple, they run into an old friend…a dangerous friend. | ||
| 34 | "Mouse Knight" | March 30, 2020 |
| Momo the Mouse returns, newly knighted, among other changes. | ||
| 35 | "Strong Guy Island" | April 6, 2020 |
| The boys meet a slew of heroic warriors at a beachside bar on the somewhat aggro Strong Guy Island. | ||
| 36 | "Tiger And Whale" | April 13, 2020 |
| As the they continue searching for the final artifact, our heroes meet a muscle-bound tiger-person and a muscle-bound whale-person. | ||
| 37 | "She Said" | April 20, 2020 |
| Moving through the jungle to find Strong Guy himself, Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore encounter the alluring trickster She-Said! | ||
| 38 | "Distant" | April 27, 2020 |
| Arnie, Usidore and Chunt try to figure out how to communicate with each other while trapped in different locations. | ||
| 39 | "Freshgrave Twins" | May 4, 2020 |
| The evil wizard twins Snaken and Schnenessa Freshgrave reach out to Arnie, Chunt and Usidore for some help now that they've graduated. | ||
| 40 | "Wizard Test" | May 11, 2020 |
| Jyn'Leeviyah the Red Wizard rune-bombs the podcast. Arnie and Chunt form a new theory about wizards. | ||
| 41 | "Crone Appétit" | May 18, 2020 |
| As the boys continue pondering their situation, they meet an old friend who may be able to help keep them fed, Crone Bakeress. | ||
| 42 | "Bibbits" | May 25, 2020 |
| Two bibbits (they're sort of like halflings?) discuss the terrible burden they carry: a cursed trinket! | ||
| 43 | "Evil Couple" | June 1, 2020 |
| An evil couple talk about their relationship problems while trapped together in their cave. | ||
| 44 | "Dragon" | June 8, 2020 |
| The hosts accidentally encounter a terrifying and persnickety dragon. | ||
| 45 | "Baron Emeritus" | June 15, 2020 |
| An accidental encounter with Baron Ragoon leads to some new discoveries about the Shattering. Also, Chunt's voice changes. | ||
| 46 | "Jazzhands" | June 22, 2020 |
| A traveling story singer needs help with her songs. Also Chunt might die. | ||
| 47 | "Doctor Sane" | June 29, 2020 |
| We meet a doctor that dabbles in science and is very adamant that he is not mad. | ||
| 48 | "Distressed Damsel" | July 6, 2020 |
| A beautiful voice coming from a high tower sets off a complicated rescue plan. | ||
| 49 | "Ranger" | July 13, 2020 |
| We finally have a ranger on, and he has a complicated relationship with animal companions. | ||
| 50 | "Mail Night" | July 20, 2020 |
| It's time to catch up on e-mails. And it's a descent into madness. | ||
| 51 | "Former Sheriff" | July 27, 2020 |
| We check in with Gianessa, the former Sheriff of Hogsface, who is trying to rebuild and running for office. Actually running for many offices. | ||
| 52 | "Critic" | August 3, 2020 |
| A famous critic joins the podcast to talk about his strange relationship to the plays he reviews. Maybe he'll review the podcast! | ||
| 53 | "The New Activia" | August 10, 2020 |
| Arnie stumbles upon Castle Skullmaster and is surprised to find Activia Barleyfoot inside. | ||
| 54 | "Mouse Queen" | August 17, 2020 |
| Momo the mouse with human strength stops by Castle Skullmaster to introduce everyone to her new boyfriend. | ||
| 55 | "Nervous Guard" | August 24, 2020 |
| Wictor is the head dungeon guard at Castle Skullmaster…and he's not happy about it! | ||
| 56 | "The DQ Way" | August 31, 2020 |
| We're trapped in a cell next to the familiar voice of the elf D’athaniel Quen’yarvin. | ||
| 57 | "Together" | September 7, 2020 |
| Arnie, Chunt and Usidore spend some time getting used to being back together and practice talking to each other. | ||
| 58 | "Bastard" | September 14, 2020 |
| We meet an angry boy that just might be Skullmaster's secret son. | ||
| 59 | "Sleeping Prince" | September 21, 2020 |
| Sweet Prince Vantis wakes up from a hundred year sleep. Then he freaks out. | ||
| 60 | "Minotaurs" | September 28, 2020 |
| Two down on their luck minotaurs lure us into their labyrinth. What will we find in the center? | ||
| 61 | "Brothers" | October 5, 2020 |
| Two brothers, Big Cat and the Mound, are ready to fight each other to the death. | ||
| 62 | "Couch" | October 12, 2020 |
| We meet a frightened talking couch and the magician that gave her life. | ||
| 63 | "Spider Mom" | October 19, 2020 |
| We meet a spider that's stressed out about being stuck at home with her hundreds of children. | ||
| 64 | "Chunt for Red October 6: Chunt for Bread October" | October 26, 2020 |
| It's time for the yearly Chunt for Red October blood drive for vampires. This year the charity event is crashed by a pair of aliens with a very specific weakness. | ||
| 65 | "The Last Can" | November 2, 2020 |
| Can the Wizard returns to help solve a time mystery… and yell about his own murder. | ||
| 66 | "1989" | November 9, 2020 |
| Cassette tapes were found of a 13 year old Arnie Niekamp pretending to host a talk show in his bedroom. Some claim these include evidence of paranormal activity. | ||
| 67 | "1989: Walking Around Meijer" | November 16, 2020 |
| Usidore and Chunt are still stuck in 1989 Ohio with a 13-year old Arnie. They participate in the local tradition of walking around a Meijer Superstore and meet a teenager working there until his band takes off. | ||
| 68 | "1989: Group Project" | November 23, 2020 |
| 13-year old Arnie works on a school project with his classmate, Julie. Still trapped in 1989 Ohio, Usidore becomes a chemistry teacher. | ||
| 69 | "1989: Scary Neighbor" | November 30, 2020 |
| 13 year old Arnie thinks he's witnessed a murder so Usidore and Chunk help him break into his neighbor's house. | ||
| 70 | "Arnor's Next Feat" | December 7, 2020 |
| Arnor the legendary warrior crashes into Castle Skullmaster with some surprising news. | ||
| 71 | "Solstice Squirrel" | December 14, 2020 |
| It's Winter Solstice time again and due to a snowstorm Arnie, Usidore and Chunt have to take shelter with a friendly squirrel. | ||
| — | "Winter Solstice Bonus 2020" | December 21, 2020 |
| A special holiday scene with Arnie and Usidore. And a holiday song from Jenny the Centaur. | ||
| 72 | "Dead Turtle" | January 4, 2021 |
| Back at sea, our hosts are reunited with Hildy the thousands of years old turtle… maybe | ||
| 73 | "The Potential of the Night (w/ Aunty Donna)" | January 11, 2021 |
| A night of tavern-hopping with a king, a wet rag and a lizard. | ||
| 74 | "The Mauve Wizard" | January 18, 2021 |
| Jamillious the Mauve Wizard returns with an update on the Wizard Council. | ||
| 75 | "Blacksmith (w/ Lily Sullivan)" | January 25, 2021 |
| A shopping trip to stock up on new weapons leads to an unusual blacksmith named Sylvia. | ||
| 76 | "Cursed Beast" | February 1, 2021 |
| Prince Bartholomew Mylph visits to share the tale of his terrible curse. | ||
| 77 | "Death Knight (w/ Brennan Lee Mulligan)" | February 8, 2021 |
| Kalahaxorus the Grim, an evil spirt in a suit of armor reflects on his life's purpose. | ||
| 78 | "Side Quests (w/ Jared Logan)" | February 15, 2021 |
| A strange tavern keeper is oddly invested in the weird things going on around town. | ||
| 79 | "Jayme, Sayme and Daddy" | February 22, 2021 |
| The creepy twins, Jayme and Sayme Ragoon are back and this time they're not alone. Also, they're in a cave for some reason. | ||
| 80 | "Usidore's Hat" | March 1, 2021 |
| It's finally time to visit the tiny tavern hidden inside Usidore's hat. | ||
| 81 | "The Wizard's Council" | March 8, 2021 |
| At last, the wizards convene to form a plan to defeat the Dark Lord…and celebrate six years of Hello from the Magic Tavern! | ||
| 82 | "Barbara (w/ Krystina Arielle)" | March 15, 2021 |
| A mysterious stranger takes an interest in Usidore. | ||
| 83 | "Tom the Secret Traveler" | March 22, 2021 |
| Traveling to the North East leads to a secret carriage with a secret traveler who just might be Prince Tomblain Bellaroth. | ||
| 84 | "The Boy King and the Prince (w/ Jordan Morris)" | March 29, 2021 |
| Prince Tomblaine Belaroth encounters some unexpected competition from Dartholomew the Boy King. | ||
| 85 | "Flower in the City" | April 5, 2021 |
| A walk through the city of Northeastia leads to a run-in with Flower, who has recently moved there to follow her dreams. | ||
| 86 | "Eunuch's Comeback" | April 12, 2021 |
| Benedict Whisperbrew, the former Court Gossip to Queen Titannia, is back in Northeastia and is almost certainly up to something. | ||
| 87 | "Princess Trachea's Plan" | April 19, 2021 |
| The search for Prince Tomblaine leads to the secret lair of Princess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth, who is still plotting her brother's death. | ||
| 88 | "Casino (w/ Ify Nwadiwe)" | April 26, 2021 |
| The gambling parlors are setting odds on the next ruler of the Northeast, with a little help from master gambler Five Finger Flint Gustoon. | ||
| 89 | "The Cockticklers" | May 3, 2021 |
| The Cockticklers acting troupe is in town with the latest production starring Michael Gunch and Winky Silks. | ||
| 89 | "The Cockticklers" | May 3, 2021 |
| The Cockticklers acting troupe is in town with the latest production starring Michael Gunch and Winky Silks. | ||
| 90 | "Evil Couple in the City (w/ Moujan Zolfaghari and Seth Lind of Mission to Zyxx)" | May 10, 2021 |
| The evil skinny dogs are back and this time they have a shop selling evil goods. | ||
| 91 | "Pirate Captain" | May 17, 2021 |
| Cap'n Loraina Bones stops by to talk about being a pirate, loving gossip and having a missing ship. | ||
| 92 | "Not a Unicorn (w/ Amber Nash)" | May 24, 2021 |
| A visit to the Unicorn Ranch leads to a meeting with Greg the Unicorn… who is very clearly a Pegasus. | ||
| 93 | "Good Tannakin and Good Blemish" | May 31, 2021 |
| Good Tannakin (the adorable flying pig) is back in Foon after escaping the Mirror World and she's brought that dimension's good version of Blemish with her. It's a reunion! | ||
| 94 | "Good Tannakin and Good Blemish" | May 31, 2021 |
| Good Tannakin (the adorable flying pig) is back in Foon after escaping the Mirror World and she's brought that dimension's good version of Blemish with her. It's a reunion! | ||
| 94 | "Sweet Prince Vantis (w/ Jason Mantzoukas)" | June 7, 2021 |
| Prince Vantis, still crazed after being asleep for 100 years, stops by Northeastia to challenge Prince Tomblaine for the Belaroth throne. | ||
| 94A | "INTERLUDE - Girls Night 2: Girl Trip" | June 14, 2021 |
| Momo the Mouse and Gianessa the former Sheriff visit Flower in the big city of Northeastia for some drinking, bonding and fighting. | ||
| 95 | "Wish Witch (w/ Allie Kokesh & Jeremy Bent from Mission to Zyxx)" | June 21, 2021 |
| Cordelia Stampot is a witch that grants wishes… for a price. And the first customer in line is Numbers Marlow a kid from a local gang. | ||
| 96 | "Tomblain and Rhiannon" | June 28, 2021 |
| Prince Tomblain is torn between his love for the acorn Alice P. Corn and Rhiannon the milk maid. | ||
| 96A | "INTERLUDE - 1989: Julie's Cult Watch" | July 5, 2021 |
| Another cassette tape from 1989 Ohio, this time hosted by Julie, 13-year old Arnie's friend, who has a mysterious Future Hole in her backyard. | ||
| 96B | "INTERLUDE - Hello from the Future... but Earlier" | July 13, 2021 |
| The story of the Mysterious Man and Julie continues, this time within a transmission from the space adventure version of Arnie, along with his cohosts, Doctor Zadore and Chant the Space Angel. | ||
| 97 | "Maybe Mister Chauncey (w/ Paul F. Tompkins)" | July 19, 2021 |
| A meeting with fancy little faun, Mister Chauncey, takes a strange turn when a large ominous creature shows up claiming to be Mister Chauncey. | ||
| 98 | "Trachea and Tomblain" | July 26, 2021 |
| Prince Tomblain begins the ceremony to become King but his sister Princess Trachea is waiting to kill him. | ||
| 99 | "Magic Mirror (w/ Niccole Thurman)" | August 2, 2021 |
| A Magic Mirror wants to start living her own life. Also, an imposter pretends to be Arnie. | ||
| 100 | "Rescue Party" | August 9, 2021 |
| Momo, Krom and Carfoon Blemish set sail on the quest to rescue Arnie. | ||
| 101 | "Volcano" | August 16, 2021 |
| Season finale. Dripfang and the Soulwalker battle Momo, Krom and Blemish (and Usidore, Chunt and Carfoon Arnie) on a volcano! | ||
Post-Season 3 Bonus Content
Episodes released during the hiatus between seasons three and four.
| No. in season | Title | Original air date |
| 102 | "Big Announcement" | September 16, 2021 |
| Arnie Niekamp opens up on the feed with Usidore and Chunt. They are working on Season 4 and they are now independent! Now listeners can directly support the show via Patreon. | ||
| 103 | "Bonus Taste: Earth Cereal" | September 23, 2021 |
| This is the beginning stretch of a bonus episode from the Hello from the Magic Tavern Patreon. The full episode is available now for Patreon supporters. Find out more at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern! | ||
| 104 | "Bonus Taste - Behind the Tavern - Road Stories (Season 1)" | October 7, 2021 |
| This is the beginning stretch of a bonus episode from the Hello from the Magic Tavern Patreon. The full episode is available now for Patreon supporters. Find out more at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern! | ||
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