Hello from the Magic Tavern (season 3)
Hello from the Magic Tavern (season 3)
Episode art by unknown
Hosts Arnie, Chunt, Usidore the Blue
First episode July 21, 2019
Network Earwolf
Producers Arnie Niekamp, Adal Rfiai, Matt Young
Theme music Andy Poland
Logo Allard Laban

The third season of Hello from the Magic Tavern premiered on July 21, 2019.

Table of Contents




See also: List of "Hello From the Magic Tavern" guests


See also: List of "Hello From the Magic Tavern" episodes

No. in season Title Original air date
1 "Seaside (w/ Justin McElroy)" July 21, 2019
A new adventure begins as Arnie, Usidore and Chunt meet a wooden figure come to life in a seaside tavern.
2 "Ancient Turtle" July 28, 2019
A vacationing sea turtle chats with the hosts about her long and storied life.
3 "Demon" August 4, 2019
A demon stops by to share his inner life.
4 "More Moles (w/ Sean Clements and Hayes Davenport of Hollywood Handbook)" August 11, 2019
Two brave mole warriors stop by to sing their own praises and explain their relationship to ants.
5 "Castle Guards" August 18, 2019
Something is amiss outside of the gates of Velsmeer.
6 "Lord's Brother" August 25, 2019
Diplomatic negotiations begin to secure Velsmeer’s army in the fight against the Dark Lord. But Faustus Crum, the Lord’s Brother, takes thing in an unexpected direction.
7 "Sea Witch (w/ Sarah Haskins)" September 1, 2019
A sea witch appears on deck.
8 "Army (w/ John Levenstein and Jenny Owen Youngs)" September 8, 2019
An encounter with a general and a musical centaur could move things in a new military direction.
9 "Sorcerer" September 15, 2019
The army is joined by a sorcerer with a hard to determine amount of power. Also, sorcerers are totally different from wizards.
10 "Tree Wench (w/ Rachel Bloom)" September 22, 2019
A walk through the forest leads to an encounter with a rare magical creature: a woman in a tree that’s a fan of the podcast.
11 "Wizard with a Crossbow (w/ Felicia Day and Colton Dunn)" September 29, 2019
Jyn’Leeviyah the Red Wizard is back and she has a talking crossbow. Together they’re going to kill some people.
12 "Stowaway (w/ Liam O’Brien of Critical Role)" October 6, 2019
A bag of apples hides the halfling runaway Endwhill the Meek.
13 "Chunt for Red October 5: Executive Hoarders" October 13, 2019
Back on the high seas, Chunt hosts the fifth annual blood drive for vampires. Although blood may not cure the sea creature the hosts encounter.
14 "Giant Toe (w/ Mary Holland)" October 20, 2019
Um…we interview a giant toe.
15 "Jethro Tull (w/ Andy Daly)" October 27, 2019
An evening around a campfire leads to an encounter with a prog rock legend from Earth.
16 "The Wing’d Whale (w/ Zach Reino and Jessica McKenna)" November 3, 2019
A ride on the mythical Wing’d Whale leads to an encounter with the Freshgrave Twins.
17 "Candy Shop (w/ Paul Scheer)" November 10, 2019
A visit to a quaint candy shop owned by McTruffle Fondue reveals some strange secrets.
18 "Grounds Keeper" November 17, 2019
The boys meet up with Can and get a tour from the magical groundskeeper.
19 "Professor’s Wardrobe" December 1, 2019
Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore settle in to their new jobs as professors at Jizzlenob Preparatory School for Young Wizards.
20 "Staff Dinner" December 8, 2019
A staff dinner party at Jizzlenob leads to intrigue and romance and lycanthropy.
21 "The Lurking Phantom" December 15, 2019
The boys finally confront the terrifying entity who has been skulking around the school.
"Winter Solstice Bonus 2019" December 22, 2019
A special holiday song for our wonderful listeners. Enjoy Festival and an Amiable Winter Solstice to All!
22 "Witch Smoothies" December 29, 2019
Claudia the Witch returns, as Chunt and Usidore fight to save Arnie’s life.
23 "Hog (w/ Clint McElroy)" January 6, 2020
A small town pig-sheriff-man shakes down the boys.
24 "Tom the Person Reading a Book" January 13, 2020
Chunt and Usidore try to get Arnie interested in the show again when they run into one of their oldest and dearest friends: author and prince, Tomblain Belaroth.
25 "Stinker" January 20, 2020
The boys, still searching for answers at Library of Meridanth, meet a Stinker who creates odors.
26 "Scarab" January 27, 2020
While the boys continue scouring the stacks at the library, Sasha the Scarab comes on the show to find love and someone to eat.
27 "Flower Parts" February 2, 2020
Flower is back to…do…whatever it is that Flower does. Meanwhile, the Dark Lord’s plot comes to light…
28 "Farmer" February 9, 2020
Trying to cross a river along with a farmer with a chicken, a fox and three bags of grain.
29 "Outlaw" February 16, 2020
Venturing into the Kooky Longwoods and climbing up to the village in the treetops; the boys search out a Demi-God Outlaw!
30 "Knight" February 23, 2020
We learn about chivalry and faces from a knight.
31 "Thieves" March 2, 2020
The podcast is interrupted by the surprise appearance of three dastardly members of the thieves guild.
32 "Five Years" March 9, 2020
It’s the five year anniversary and Arnie has found audio of the first time he met Chunt and Usidore.
32A "INTERLUDE – Five Mirror World Years" March 16, 2020
Meanwhile in the evil alternate version of Foon, Carnival Wilson, Usidore the Black and Wendigo Wilson prepare for a meeting with Good Tannakin and Good Blemish.
33 "Temple Of Krom" March 23, 2020
The boys continue their search for the artifacts being sought by The Dark Lord. In a mystical temple, they run into an old friend…a dangerous friend.
34 "Mouse Knight" March 30, 2020
Momo the Mouse returns, newly knighted, among other changes.
35 "Strong Guy Island" April 6, 2020
The boys meet a slew of heroic warriors at a beachside bar on the somewhat aggro Strong Guy Island.
36 "Tiger And Whale" April 13, 2020
As the they continue searching for the final artifact, our heroes meet a muscle-bound tiger-person and a muscle-bound whale-person.
37 "She Said" April 20, 2020
Moving through the jungle to find Strong Guy himself, Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore encounter the alluring trickster She-Said!
38 "Distant" April 27, 2020
Arnie, Usidore and Chunt try to figure out how to communicate with each other while trapped in different locations.
39 "Freshgrave Twins" May 4, 2020
The evil wizard twins Snaken and Schnenessa Freshgrave reach out to Arnie, Chunt and Usidore for some help now that they've graduated.
40 "Wizard Test" May 11, 2020
Jyn'Leeviyah the Red Wizard rune-bombs the podcast. Arnie and Chunt form a new theory about wizards.
41 "Crone Appétit" May 18, 2020
As the boys continue pondering their situation, they meet an old friend who may be able to help keep them fed, Crone Bakeress.
42 "Bibbits" May 25, 2020
Two bibbits (they're sort of like halflings?) discuss the terrible burden they carry: a cursed trinket!
43 "Evil Couple" June 1, 2020
An evil couple talk about their relationship problems while trapped together in their cave.
44 "Dragon" June 8, 2020
The hosts accidentally encounter a terrifying and persnickety dragon.
45 "Baron Emeritus" June 15, 2020
An accidental encounter with Baron Ragoon leads to some new discoveries about the Shattering. Also, Chunt's voice changes.
46 "Jazzhands" June 22, 2020
A traveling story singer needs help with her songs. Also Chunt might die.
47 "Doctor Sane" June 29, 2020
We meet a doctor that dabbles in science and is very adamant that he is not mad.
48 "Distressed Damsel" July 6, 2020
A beautiful voice coming from a high tower sets off a complicated rescue plan.
49 "Ranger" July 13, 2020
We finally have a ranger on, and he has a complicated relationship with animal companions.
50 "Mail Night" July 20, 2020
It's time to catch up on e-mails. And it's a descent into madness.
51 "Former Sheriff" July 27, 2020
We check in with Gianessa, the former Sheriff of Hogsface, who is trying to rebuild and running for office. Actually running for many offices.
52 "Critic" August 3, 2020
A famous critic joins the podcast to talk about his strange relationship to the plays he reviews. Maybe he'll review the podcast!
53 "The New Activia" August 10, 2020
Arnie stumbles upon Castle Skullmaster and is surprised to find Activia Barleyfoot inside.
54 "Mouse Queen" August 17, 2020
Momo the mouse with human strength stops by Castle Skullmaster to introduce everyone to her new boyfriend.
55 "Nervous Guard" August 24, 2020
Wictor is the head dungeon guard at Castle Skullmaster…and he's not happy about it!
56 "The DQ Way" August 31, 2020
We're trapped in a cell next to the familiar voice of the elf D’athaniel Quen’yarvin.
57 "Together" September 7, 2020
Arnie, Chunt and Usidore spend some time getting used to being back together and practice talking to each other.
58 "Bastard" September 14, 2020
We meet an angry boy that just might be Skullmaster's secret son.
59 "Sleeping Prince" September 21, 2020
Sweet Prince Vantis wakes up from a hundred year sleep. Then he freaks out.
60 "Minotaurs" September 28, 2020
Two down on their luck minotaurs lure us into their labyrinth. What will we find in the center?
61 "Brothers" October 5, 2020
Two brothers, Big Cat and the Mound, are ready to fight each other to the death.
62 "Couch" October 12, 2020
We meet a frightened talking couch and the magician that gave her life.
63 "Spider Mom" October 19, 2020
We meet a spider that's stressed out about being stuck at home with her hundreds of children.
64 "Chunt for Red October 6: Chunt for Bread October" October 26, 2020
It's time for the yearly Chunt for Red October blood drive for vampires. This year the charity event is crashed by a pair of aliens with a very specific weakness.
65 "The Last Can" November 2, 2020
Can the Wizard returns to help solve a time mystery… and yell about his own murder.
66 "1989" November 9, 2020
Cassette tapes were found of a 13 year old Arnie Niekamp pretending to host a talk show in his bedroom. Some claim these include evidence of paranormal activity.
67 "1989: Walking Around Meijer" November 16, 2020
Usidore and Chunt are still stuck in 1989 Ohio with a 13-year old Arnie. They participate in the local tradition of walking around a Meijer Superstore and meet a teenager working there until his band takes off.
68 "1989: Group Project" November 23, 2020
13-year old Arnie works on a school project with his classmate, Julie. Still trapped in 1989 Ohio, Usidore becomes a chemistry teacher.
69 "1989: Scary Neighbor" November 30, 2020
13 year old Arnie thinks he's witnessed a murder so Usidore and Chunk help him break into his neighbor's house.
70 "Arnor's Next Feat" December 7, 2020
Arnor the legendary warrior crashes into Castle Skullmaster with some surprising news.
71 "Solstice Squirrel" December 14, 2020
It's Winter Solstice time again and due to a snowstorm Arnie, Usidore and Chunt have to take shelter with a friendly squirrel.
"Winter Solstice Bonus 2020" December 21, 2020
A special holiday scene with Arnie and Usidore. And a holiday song from Jenny the Centaur.
72 "Dead Turtle" January 4, 2021
Back at sea, our hosts are reunited with Hildy the thousands of years old turtle… maybe
73 "The Potential of the Night (w/ Aunty Donna)" January 11, 2021
A night of tavern-hopping with a king, a wet rag and a lizard.
74 "The Mauve Wizard" January 18, 2021
Jamillious the Mauve Wizard returns with an update on the Wizard Council.
75 "Blacksmith (w/ Lily Sullivan)" January 25, 2021
A shopping trip to stock up on new weapons leads to an unusual blacksmith named Sylvia.
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