| Tree Wench (w/ Rachel Bloom) | |
| Hello from the Magic Tavern episode | |
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| Air date | September 22, 2019 |
| Episode no. | S03E10 |
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| Cast | |
| Hosts | Arnie, Chunt, Usidore |
| Guests | Jessica the Tree Wench |
| Production | |
| Producers | Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, Adal Rifai |
| Post-production coordination | Garrett Schultz |
| Earwolf producer | Kimmie Lucas |
| Editor | Tim Joyce |
| Logo | Allard Laban |
| Theme music | Andy Poland |
| Special assistance | Ryan DiGiorgi |
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"Tree Wench" is the tenth episode of season three of Hello from the Magic Tavern. It was originally released on September 22, 2019.
Description
A walk through the forest leads to an encounter with a rare magical creature: a woman in a tree that’s a fan of the podcast.
Summary
While the Velsmeerian army makes camp, Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore have stepped away for a walk in the woods. As Usidore identifies different species of tree, the three are greeted by a tree wench, a rare magical creature who only comes into being when the egg of a menstruating woman falls on the sapling of an already rare and magical grimfan tree.
The tree wench insults and propositions the three, but then recognizes them from the podcast, which she is able to sometimes hear by streaming time itself (she's still in the first season). She tells them of her existence, which besides streaming includes bird watching, seducing and killing those who pass her grove. When asked she realizes she doesn't have a name, and selects Jessica Wethole for herself.
Usidore asks her assistance in the quest against the Dark Lord, though she is unsure of how she can best contribute. Jessica expresses the hope that the three can promote a shampoo she has created from the crushed testicles of her victims, Jessica Wethole's Magic Hair Love, and Arnie gets a shampoo.
Jessica decides she won't be using her sexuality to murder others anymore and instead decides to explore enjoying her sexuality for herself. However, upon masturbating her tree collapses into the earth and she dies. She does, however, linger in her grove as a tree ghost.
Space Bunker Plot
For the first time, Lincoln starts the podcast for the first time to cover for the Mysterious Man whenever he is not there.
Emails
- A listener with an iPad suggests an orgy.
New Characters
- Don Rickles the troll
- Shamore the Sorceress (deceased)
- Frasier the Crane
- Apple Tree
Recurring Characters
- Twosidore (mentioned)
Earth References
- St. Elsewhere
- Clue
- roller-coaster
- "yes and"
- TekWar
- Avengers: Infinity War
- MacGuffin
- McDonald's Egg McMuffin with cheese
- Madonna Complex
- Skrillex
- Adal Rifai
- The Wire, Roland "Prez" Pryzbylewski
- Don Rickles
- Hockey
- The Mafia
- sitcoms
- Friends
- multicam
- Sports Night
- Frasier
- Dexter
- Six Feet Under
- Hamilton, "Never Gonna Be President Now"
- Korok Seeds
- TedTalk
- My Little Pony, "Friendship is Magic"
- Tresemme
- Pantene Pro V
- Gynecologist Practice
- Rodeo Chicken Sandwich from Burger King
Notes
- The group mentions their spinoff, Earth Games.
- As Jessica is a fan of the show and, at the time, is up to the middle of Season 1, there are many callbacks to previous episodes:
- Boys Night
- Spintax the Green going to Earth
- Twosidore
- The time Arnie mistaken said that Alexander Hamilton was a president
- The Memory Gremlin
- Meeting Clax
- "What's Next?"
- "Gettin' Nuts"
Behind the scenes
| Tree Wench |
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| Usidore, Chunt, Jessica, Arnie |