Season 3, Ep 10 – Tree Wench (w/ Rachel Bloom)
Tree Wench (w/ Rachel Bloom)
Hello from the Magic Tavern episode
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Air date September 22, 2019
Episode no. S03E10
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Cast
Hosts Arnie, Chunt, Usidore
Guests Jessica the Tree Wench
Production
Producers Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, Adal Rifai
Post-production coordination Garrett Schultz
Earwolf producer Kimmie Lucas
Editor Tim Joyce
Logo Allard Laban
Theme music Andy Poland
Special assistance Ryan DiGiorgi
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"Tree Wench" is the tenth episode of season three of Hello from the Magic Tavern. It was originally released on September 22, 2019.

Description

A walk through the forest leads to an encounter with a rare magical creature: a woman in a tree that’s a fan of the podcast.

Summary

While the Velsmeerian army makes camp, Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore have stepped away for a walk in the woods. As Usidore identifies different species of tree, the three are greeted by a tree wench, a rare magical creature who only comes into being when the egg of a menstruating woman falls on the sapling of an already rare and magical grimfan tree.

The tree wench insults and propositions the three, but then recognizes them from the podcast, which she is able to sometimes hear by streaming time itself (she's still in the first season). She tells them of her existence, which besides streaming includes bird watching, seducing and killing those who pass her grove. When asked she realizes she doesn't have a name, and selects Jessica Wethole for herself.

Usidore asks her assistance in the quest against the Dark Lord, though she is unsure of how she can best contribute. Jessica expresses the hope that the three can promote a shampoo she has created from the crushed testicles of her victims, Jessica Wethole's Magic Hair Love, and Arnie gets a shampoo.

Jessica decides she won't be using her sexuality to murder others anymore and instead decides to explore enjoying her sexuality for herself. However, upon masturbating her tree collapses into the earth and she dies. She does, however, linger in her grove as a tree ghost.

Emails

A listener with an iPad suggests an orgy.

New characters

  • Don Rickles the troll
  • Shamore the Sorceress (deceased)
  • Frasier the Crane
  • Apple Tree

Earth references

  • TekWar
  • Avengers: Infinity War
  • McDonald's Egg McMuffin with cheese
  • Adal Rifai
  • The Wire, Roland "Prez" Pryzbylewski
  • Don Rickles
  • Friends
  • Sports Night
  • Frasier
  • Dexter
  • Six Feet Under
  • Hamilton, "Never Gonna Be President Now"
  • Gynecologist Practice

Behind the scenes

Tree Wench
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Usidore, Chunt, Jessica, Arnie
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