Season 3, Ep 14 – Giant Toe (w/ Mary Holland)

Giant Toe (w/ Mary Holland)
Hello from the Magic Tavern episode
Air date October 20, 2019
Episode no. S03E14
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Hosts Arnie, Chunt, Usidore
Guests Suzi Creamcheese, the big toe
Producers Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, Adal Rifai
Post-production coordination Garrett Schultz
Earwolf producer Kimmie Lucas
Editor Garrett Schultz
Logo Allard Laban
Theme music Andy Poland
Special assistance Ryan DiGiorgi
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"Giant Toe" is the fourteenth episode of season three of Hello from the Magic Tavern. It was originally released on October 20, 2019.


Um…we interview a giant toe.


Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore are again in The Bloated Rabbit in Cadaver Falls, on their way to Soul's Hollow. Chunt has invited a giant toe to the podcast. The toe, Suzi Creamcheese, was originally attached to a giant but was slammed off in a (presumably giant) door and now squirts blood constantly.

Suzi tells of her life when still attached to her giant (Derrick) and how hard it is to find one's place in life when you're suddenly cut off from everything you know. She laments not knowing how to make friends or date. Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore help Suzi prepare her dating profile. As they do they notice the porpoise across the bar keeps staring at Suzi. Chunt insists Suzi pursue the porpoise, growing emotional and eventually admitting he's still upset by the death of Twosidore and the pressures of raising Eggy-Baby.

After everyone shares their own romantic tribulations with Suzi, they invite the porpoise over and he and Susie hit it off. They schedule a date later that night, and as the episode ends he arrives and Usidore helps her with some last minute glamming up. Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore wonder if this is just becoming a dating show.


Andrew B. theorizes that humans first came to Earth from Foon, explaining why so many mythical creatures on Earth are real on Foon. The trio are unconvinced.

New characters

  • Derrick the Giant
  • Porpoise

Earth references

  • "New York New York" - On The Town
  • "Don't Let Me Down" - Beatles
  • Poltergeist
  • Fantastic Four’s Mister Fantastic
  • "Tradition" - Fiddler on the Roof
  • Temple Grandin
  • Claire Danes
  • Social Security numbers
  • "Two Girls, One Cup"
  • sex positivity
  • "This Little Piggy Went to Market"
  • "867-5309/Jenny"


The porpoise was played by Matt Young.

Behind the scenes

Giant Toe
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Chunt, Suzi Creamcheese, Usidore, Arnie
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