Season 3, Ep 19 – Professor’s Wardrobe

Professor’s Wardrobe
Hello from the Magic Tavern episode
Air date December 1, 2019
Episode no. S03E19
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Hosts Arnie, Chunt, Usidore
Producers Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, Adal Rifai
Post-production coordination Garrett Schultz
Earwolf producer Kimmie Lucas
Editor Garrett Schultz
Logo Allard Laban
Theme music Andy Poland
Special assistance Ryan DiGiorgi
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"Professor’s Wardrobe" is the nineteenth episode of season three of Hello from the Magic Tavern. It was originally released on December 1, 2019.


Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore settle in to their new jobs as professors at Jizzleknob Preparatory School for Young Wizards.


Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore are in the Professor’s Wardrobe, the teachers lounge at Jizzlenob, and discuss settling in to their new roles and routines. Chunt and Usidore are happy as professors of Defense Against Art History, and Arcane History of Magics respectively. Arnie is unsure if he can take the title Professor, but shares that his efforts at teaching Math have turned into a general Earth Stuff class.

Usidore believes, perhaps mistakenly, that he’s a favorite of his students, especially the student Simmins, who keeps coming to Usidore for arcane knowledge and making cryptic comments about their intended use. Chunt mentions the continued destruction of paintings by the so called Lurking Phantom, and shares that Eggy-Baby has been sorted into House Chirpinbird.

Arnie mentions he’s been taking his meals in his room and upon learning that isn’t standard is worried he isn’t getting to know his colleagues. Chunt and Usidore encourage him to check other sights on campus, such as the dungeons, stables, and post office. Arnie has seen the latter, having sent several messages via Jizzlenob's wolfbat postal service.

Usidore gives Arnie a magic rock to cure his anxiety, but it turns Arnie’s hand invisible. Arnie rededicates himself to getting out there.

Meanwhile, Flower receives Arnie's letter, and is attacked by a wolfbat.


  • Ester R. asks if there are any species on Foon with the inverse powers of Chunt, where if they sleep with someone the other person takes on their characteristics. Vampires.
  • Mooster McMoosterpants suggest that if since Ian Anderson is able to leave Foon by waking up Arnie may be able to leave by having a wake, i.e. dying. It starts a conversation on mortality.

New characters

  • Jizzlenob Preparatory student Simmin
  • Claude the skull moth, Chunt's Teacher's Pet
  • Skumbawumbabingbong, a denizen of Hogsface who lived in the square and worked at the riverbank
  • Grace Frelmie, a student

Earth references

  • The Dark Knight movies, Michael Caine
  • Donald in Mathmagic Land, Donald Duck
  • Daffy Duck
  • Daisy Duck
  • turducken
  • Duck and Cover (1951)
  • Bill “Cravy” - The Teachers’ Lounge
  • duck blind
  • Arcade Fire - Funeral, Neon Bible, The Suburbs
  • FOIL method (mathematics)
  • Dukakis
  • A2M
  • Batman origin
  • Airwolf
  • Genesis - "In The Air Tonight"
  • J. K. Simmons
  • Kiss (band)
  • Chumbawamba
  • Matt Young and Adal Rifai
  • "Cuban Pete" - Desi Arnaz

Behind the scenes

Professor’s Wardrobe
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Chunt, Usidore, Arnie
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