Season 3, Ep 22 – Witch Smoothies

Witch Smoothies
Hello from the Magic Tavern episode
Air date December 29, 2019
Episode no. S03E22
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Hosts Arnie, Chunt, Usidore
Guests Claudia the Witch
Producers Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, Adal Rifai
Post-production coordination Garrett Schultz
Earwolf producer Kimmie Lucas
Editor Garrett Schultz
Logo Allard Laban
Theme music Andy Poland
Special assistance Ryan DiGiorgi
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"Witch Smoothies" is the twenty-second episode of season three of Hello from the Magic Tavern. It was originally released on December 29, 2019.


Claudia the Witch returns, as Chunt and Usidore fight to save Arnie’s life.


Chunt and Usidore begin the podcast by trying to prompt Arnie start the intro. However, there is no response. They are in a swamp on the outskirts of Grimfallon. Usidore has frozen Arnie in time from the moment of his injury, but they have not been able to heal or revive him since. They are approached by Claudia the Witch, who has set up a smoothie shop in the swamp following the destruction of her Incense & Amulets shop in Hogsface. Business is poor.

Inspired by her smoothies, Usidore transfers Arnie's essence into one of her tiki mugs. The process works, and Arnie awakes, but the shock of being a “22oz Bitch” and seeing his own horrific injury keeps sending him into shock. To ease Arnie back in to facing reality they decide to let him do an episode of the podcast as Tiko the Tikimug.

Tiko interviews Claudia, who speaks of her childhood, family, and romantic conquests, and shares his opinions on the fitness of the others as podcast guests before slowly coming to realization that he is in fact Arnie. His situation dawning on him, he asks how temporary his condition is, but Usidore cannot answer.

New Characters

  • Ted Wizards
  • Various wizards who Claudia bedded, including Jake, BingBong, Bonesly, Greenswath, Buddy, Blueblood, Bee, and Crotchstank

Earth References

  • lots of masturbation and dick jokes
  • Seinfeld - Soup Nazi
  • “Drain the Swamp”
  • Live and Unplugged
  • Chubby Checker, The Twist
  • Groundhog Day
  • “How much wood would a woodchuck chuck…”
  • Dorothy Hamill
  • "Hope springs eternal"
  • The Three Stooges
  • ABC Saturday morning bumpers (late '80s)
  • Ric Flair
  • Sabrina the Teenaged Witch
  • Kindergarten Cop
  • T-Pain
  • Tiki Barber
  • Jim Varney, Ernest movies

Behind the Scenes

Witch Smoothies
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Chunt, Claudia, Usidore
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