Season 3, Ep 28 – Farmer

Hello from the Magic Tavern episode
Air date February 9, 2020
Episode no. S03E28
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Hosts Arnie, Chunt, Usidore
Guests Farmer Indadell
Producers Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, Adal Rifai
Post-production coordination Garrett Schultz
Earwolf producer Kimmie Lucas
Editor Chris Rathjen
Logo Allard Laban
Theme music Andy Poland
Special assistance Ryan DiGiorgi
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"Farmer" is the twenty-eighth episode of season three of Hello from the Magic Tavern. It was originally released on February 9, 2020.


Trying to cross a river along with a farmer with a chicken, a fox and three bags of grain.


Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore are in The Bow-Legged Moose and recaps some of the information revealed in Flower Parts and all the times each of them has died/almost died. They have learned that they need to collect three Ancient Artifacts before the Dark Load; one located in the Dark Dank Caves, one located in the Terrible Fortress, and one located in the Mystic Temple. They decided to go to the caves first.

The trio discovered that the quickest way to their destination is crossing the river behind the Tavern where they spot a farmer, Farmer Indadell, his boat, and his farm animals and feed, all of which needs to get across. Arnie recognizes the situation to be a popular logic riddle, but as he tried to explain the solution, Farmer Indadell describes his situations to be more and more complicated, such as gnomes that will calm the chickens, a sea monster that resides in the river, and additional layers to the riddle.

As they discuss all the possible solutions, it was decided that the Indadell's daughter, Sinsurance, would come over with another boat and help the group move across the river. In the meantime, the group interviews the farmer and realize that all the animals and sacks are actually travelling salesmen trying to have sex with the farmer's wife, a tactic that the Indadell used to meet and marry his wife in the firs place.

Eventually, they all go back to The Bow-Legged Moose for drinks after the the Farmer drowns all the salesmen and animals. Usidore finally founds the solution to make everyone happy, but they give up and decide to just go over the bridge.

The end credits show the group trying to solve another of Farmer Indadell's Riddles.


There are no new emails this week.

New characters

  • Farmer Indadell
  • Sinsurance, Farmer Indadell's daughter
  • Farmer Indadell's wife
  • numerous salesmen

Earth References

  • "Sometimes They Come Back" - Stephen King
  • Rube Goldberg machine
  • Porky Pig: "Th-Th-Th-That's All Folks!"
  • Pierce Brosnan
  • sitcoms
  • 1970's Band-Aid commercial
  • cannabis
  • Fox-Chicken-Grain Puzzle
  • The Farmer Takes a Wife
  • Farmers Insurance
  • Twizzlers
  • Chicken Run
  • The Portrait of a Lady
  • Gravity's Rainbow
  • Hey Riddle Riddle theme song
  • genetically modified organism (GMO)
  • up shit creek without a paddle
  • semaphore
  • petit four
  • Willy Wonka/, "The snozzberries taste like snozzberries."/
  • Occam's razor
  • Murphy's law
  • The Love Bug, Herbie Goes Bananas
  • "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh"
  • "Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo" - Disney's Cinderella


  • Usidore changed into his math teacher alter ego Susan Doku this episode.
  • Farmer Indadell tells us he grows red beans that are made into red potion even though an earlier episode says it's mainly chicken blood.

Behind the scenes

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Arnie, Farmer Indadell, Usidore, Chunt
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