Season 3, Ep 31 – Thieves (w/ Superego’s Matt Gourley, Mark McConville and Paul F. Tompkins)
Season 3, Ep 31 – Thieves (w/ Superego’s Matt Gourley, Mark McConville and Paul F. Tompkins)
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Air Date: March 1, 2020 Episode Link
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Hosts: Arnie, Usidore, Chunt

Guests: Thieves Squeen, Mike, and Kevin

Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, Adal Rifai
Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Logo: Allard Laban
Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi

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Description

The podcast is interrupted by the surprise appearance of three dastardly members of the thieves guild.

Summary

Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore are again in The Bowlegged Moose, discussing their quest for the artifacts, when Squeen, Mike, and Kevin, three members of the thieves guild, arrive to rob the trio of all they have, including but not limited to their nipples.

They invite the thieves to be guests on the podcast, though the thieves refuse payment for their time, preferring only to steal. In the course of the interview they debate whether the thieves are perverts, and three realize Squeen, who claims to be a normal thief, may actually be a pirate, a charge he vehemently denies.

The thieves share of their lives and the different codes and rules of the Thieves Guild, most of which are in five parts. They also reveal they worship the Chris of Chris-must, who is also - according to them - the Dark Lord.

When Arnie gets to the usual gameshow portion of the show the thieves do well, but won’t collect any winnings they haven’t stolen. After the lightning round, Usidore calls down lighting on the three. Taking the brunt of the bolt is Squeen, who with his dying breath asks to be buried at sea.

New Characters

Fran Swah, the Fancy Earthworm; patron of The Bowlegged Moose

Earth References

Earthworm Jim
Armour Hot Dogs jingle
One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish - Dr. Seuss
Kit Kat
Glengarry Glen Ross
Han Solo and the Kessel Run - Star Wars series
"Sugartime"
Bobcat Goldthwait
Locke & Key
Disney+
Venn diagram
Theater major
cats stealing the breath of babies
Hamlet
"Red leather, yellow leather"
"She Sells Seashells by the Seashore"
Tasmanian Devil 
Marilyn Manson and autofellatio
Monopoly game
scurvy
various fake safes: beer can, stones, dog doo
Batman (1989)
kidney stones
"Swinging On A Star"
Circle of fifths
Five part harmony
Imagineering
Operation game
"With Arms Wide Open" - Creed
"Sailing" - Christopher Cross
The Monkees 
The Beatles 
WWJD
CBD oil
IDK, WTF
Santa
Satan
a lot of James Bond portrayers from movies
Bronson Pinchot
Orson Welles
Dolly Parton
Home Alone - The Wet Bandits
"Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)" - Looking Glass
Brandy & Monica
"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"
Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean series
"Spanish Flea" - The Dating Game
Let's Make a Deal
Monty Hall problem
The Price is Right, Plinko
Wheel of Fortune
Carlos Santana
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
Tony Cicoria

Notes

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