Season 3, Ep 33 – Temple Of Krom

Temple Of Krom
Hello from the Magic Tavern episode
Air date March 23, 2020
Episode no. S03E33
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Hosts Arnie, Chunt, Usidore
Guests Krom the Fingarian
Producers Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, Adal Rifai
Post-production coordination Garrett Schultz
Earwolf producer Kimmie Lucas
Editor Stephen Dranger
Logo Allard Laban
Theme music Andy Poland
Special assistance Ryan DiGiorgi
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"Temple Of Krom" is the thirty-third episode of season three of Hello from the Magic Tavern. It was originally released on March 23, 2020.


The boys continue their search for the artifacts being sought by The Dark Lord. In a mystical temple, they run into an old friend…a dangerous friend.


Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore arrived at the Mystic Temple in Fingaria. As they discuss their fears, they spot a shrouded figure approaching them. It appears to be Krom the Fingarian, who is in a more miserable state and has gained weight.

Krom explains his fate. After creating the largest (as in widest) snake pile of all of Foon, it has been a tourist spot, generating a lot of economy and helped in trading tourist. During this prosperity, he decided to marry a bear, named Grylls, whom he met while the bear was shitting in the woods. Krom's people were supported up to the point where he cheated on his bear spouse with another bear, Boo-Boo, whom he had met the same way. The people of Fingaria felt that Krom had desecrated his throne and position and threw him into exile.

Krom's new quest is to redeem himself and hopes to return to his kingdom with something that would impress his people. The group comes up with suggestions for him, such as a new image or a new tourist attraction. Krom asked why they were in the Temple and they explained their current quest, to retrieve the artifacts before the Dark Lord. Since there were on this journey already, Krom follows the trio to help.

Unlocking a door leads them to a place vastly aesthetically different than Foon. After looking around, Arnie describes it as a Space Pod that he feels that he's familiar with. To test this theory, he opens a drawer, correctly guessing there would be paper clips in them. The group finds a door with the same marking as the map they have to track down the artifacts. When they enter, they spot a geode with a tag on it that says "artifact". Arnie tells Krom to take it with him since their group will most likely fuck up its protection. They start to loot the place until they heard a mysterious voice, forcing them to leave.

Once in safety, Krom thanks them for the artifact may just be enough to restore his status. Chunt plays with his new laser gun.

At the end of the podcast, the Mysterious Man recognizes that they must have entered Space Bunker Zeta while it was refueling in Foon.


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New Characters

  • Grylls, the bear
  • Boo Boo, the bear
  • Ugh Boy the Barbarian is the current ruler of Fingaria

Recurring Characters

Earth References

  • "Go Your Own Way" by Fleetwood Mac
  • Jurassic Park
  • Shirley Temple
  • "i before e except after c"
  • Bear Grylls
  • Boo-Boo Bear
  • The Legend of the Hidden Temple; Purple Monkeys, Silver Snakes, Green Parrots
  • Blue Diamonds
  • Uncut Gems
  • Progressive Insurance
  • Mullet
  • Twister (game)
  • Adult Swim's Metalocalypse
  • Cracker Barrel
  • Extant
  • Catholics and Protestants
  • Netflix's Love is Blind
  • Netflix's The Circle
  • Care Bear Stare


  • The prelude with the Mysterious Man accidently plays an ad from the evil version of Foon.
  • The group describes their fears
    • Chunt: being stabbed in the neck and stopping the podcast, as he would lose his income.
    • Arnie: losing control and accidently stabbing someone in the neck, Chunt transforming into a Frilled Neck Lizard
    • Usidore: Evil winning
      • He does find something's up with worms
  • Scrr also has a snake pile, which might be taller.
  • Krom's full name is Krom Baby
  • Arnie's familiarity with the space bunker is associated with his dreams, claiming it felt like he was there for a while, but now mostly dreams about being in Chicago. This all relates to Robot Arnie, who has been on Earth since the S2 Ep 87.
  • The list of the things taken from the Space Bunker:
    • Krom: The Artifact and an instapot
    • Usidore: ten D batteries
    • Anire: paper clips (formerly a laser gun)
    • Chunt: a laser gun (formally a Fire extinguisher)

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