Season 3, Ep 37 - She Said

She Said
Hello from the Magic Tavern episode
Air date April 20, 2020
Episode no. S03E37
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Hosts Arnie, Chunt, Usidore
Guests She Said
Producers Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, Adal Rifai
Post-production coordination Garrett Schultz
Earwolf producer Kimmie Lucas
Editor Chris Rathjen
Logo Allard Laban
Theme music Andy Poland
Special assistance Ryan DiGiorgi
Additional music Sage GC
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"She Said" is the thirty-seventh episode of season three of Hello from the Magic Tavern. It was originally released on April 20, 2020.


Moving through the jungle to find Strong Guy himself, Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore encounter the alluring trickster She-Said!


Tricia opens at the Improv Pantry, asking the crowd for a prompt to play off of. The Mysterious Man shouts out their relationship, showing that he is in the audience. In a private conversation, the Mysterious man, along with Lincoln, is trying to convince Tricia to come back with them and do her job.

Back on Strong Guy Island, Arnie gets a head start on walking to the center of the Island. However, Chunt and Usidore catch up to him easily since he only walked ten steps…two hours ago. To help Arnie, Chunt transforms into a menagerie of animals to help them cross, but the group is stopped by giggling. She Said pops out and introduces herself.

The group follows She Said to her river-pond. She gives them her story; she used to date Strong Guy, as pretty much all the women on the island has. Within a year of dating, they were supposed to get married, however Strong Guy found that he needed to be strong on his own. The issue is made worse when She Said wanted a shitting contest with Strong Guy, but he never gave her that chance. With all the talk of She Said wanting to be able to shit like a man, Arnie asks if they should see her shit, but she refused, saying its something between Strong Guy and her, but maybe if they dated for a year….

Arnie continues the interview, learning about She Said's family, her adventures in Strong Gal Island, the fact that Strong Guy cannot admit weakness, and the fact that Strong Guy may have a tooth in his brain. She is also friends with Kraptor, who shows up and talks with the group. She Said and Kraptor tells the group that they are just friends, but She Said had "friend-zone" him, keeping him in the wings for when things go south for her. Kraptor leaves, as there is only so much he can add to the conversation. The group then debates if Usidore is related to Kraptor, which Usidore adamantly refuses.

Chunt asks She Said if she knew anything about Skullmaster. She Said reveals that he was her tutor, revealing that she is actually evil. Usidore takes displeasure to this, so Usidore and She Said ends up having a shitting contest. She Said admits being a fraud when Usidore took a shit that lifted him off the ground. They respect She Said, despite being evil, and ask if she would be willing to fight with them against the Dark Lord, which she thinks over based on her shit affixation.


There are no new emails this week.

New characters

Other Island Inhabitants:

  • Wink Guy
  • Miss Construe

Earth References

  • "Everything Little Thing She Does is Magic" by The Police
  • "That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
  • Three Stooges
  • Marco Polo
  • "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminen
  • Beatboxing
  • Super Mario
  • Mary Poppins "A Spoon Full of Sugar"
  • Sense and Sensibilites
  • Aqualoaf
  • The Road Not Taken by Robert Frost
  • Weight Watchers
  • Truthers
  • "I'm too Sexy" by Right Said Fred
  • Truth in Comedy
  • Mitt Romney "Binders full of women"
  • Say Anything
  • "In Your Eyes" by Peter Gabriel
  • Instagram
  • "Do it for the 'gram"
  • "Covfefe"


  • Lincoln clarifies that one of his group's goals is to infiltrate Foon and rescue Arnie.
  • Arnie tries so hard to make Usidore related to Kraptor. He vetoes the idea.
  • Dinosaurs is birds.
  • The total number of times "shit" was said on the podcast
    • Chunt''s Guess: 168
    • Total "shit": 62
      • Usidore: 2
      • Arnie: 10
      • Chunt: 7
      • She Said: 33
      • Kraptor: 10
    • Despite them saying that "shit" was said so many times, the first instance didn't come in until about 25:10 by Usidore
    • Chunt said "What the Fuck" 5 times.

Behind the scenes

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