Season 3, Ep 43 - Evil Couple (w/ Moujan Zolfaghari and Seth Lind from 'Mission to Zyxx')

Evil Couple (w/ Moujan Zolfaghari and Seth Lind from 'Mission to Zyxx')
Hello from the Magic Tavern episode
Air date June 1, 2020
Episode no. S03E43
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Hosts Arnie, Chunt, Usidore
Guests Vonquestra, Telimpia
Producers Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, Adal Rifai
Post-production coordination Garrett Schultz
Earwolf producer Kimmie Lucas
Editor Garrett Schultz
Logo Allard Laban
Theme music Andy Poland
Special assistance Ryan DiGiorgi
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"Evil Couple" is the forty-third episode of season three of Hello from the Magic Tavern. It was originally released on June 1, 2020.


An evil couple talk about their relationship problems while trapped together in their cave.


While everyone is in their own version of "the Shattering", the Mysterious Man encourages the people of Earth to talk to people and keep in touch with the people they know. He also advertises Lost in Foon.

Meanwhile, in the canon "Shattering", Arnie, Chunt the Crescent Moon, and Usidore continue doing the podcast on Rune while separated. Usidore mentions that one of his secret names can fix their predicament, but he does not know it.

Chunt made a game out of Rune called "Chunt Roulette", where he goes into random Rune Rooms and talk to the people on it. He brings in Vonquestra and Telimpia of the Dark, an evil couple of standing, skinny dogs. Before the earthquake/earthqueak, the two were running amuck, infamous for vile acts, disruptive gossip in their area, previously owned a mom and pop shop for evil trinkets, and work as travel agents. However, the Shattering has taken a toll on Vonquestra and Telimpia. They have started to become hostile to each other, since they have no other outlet for their evil.

Chunt and Arnie try to help rekindle their love reminding them of how they met and trying to get them to remember their similarities. Usidore seems a little uninterested helping the couple, since they have reverse morals so that they are trying good relationship tactics on each other, which has inverse effects on evil. Even their misery makes them perform good actions. To fix their relationship, Vonquestra and Telimpia renew their disavows and kill their own parents.


There are no new emails this week.

New characters

  • Mother the Dark
  • Telimpia's father
  • Skolmaster
  • Scolm Aster
  • Insane Graham

Returning characters

  • Skullmaster

Earth References

  • Family Circus
  • Jay Leno
  • Zoom Background
  • Jurassic Park
    • "Life finds a way"
    • Sexy Jeff Goldblum
    • "Dino DNA"
  • War Reenactments
  • Chat Roulette
  • Chilean Seabass
  • Dungeons and Dragons moral Alignments
  • Newlywed Game
  • Olympia Dukakis
  • A Beautiful Mind
  • Door Dash
  • PayPal
  • Travel Points
  • Click Bait
  • Instagram


  • Arnie is also bad at history
  • Kraptor is mentioned again being possibly related to Usidore

Behind the scenes

Evil Couple (from Earwolf Website)
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(from top left down) Arnie, Logo, Usidore, Telimpia, Vonquestra, Chunt (via Zoom)
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