Season 3, Ep 6 – Lord's Brother

Lord's Brother
Hello from the Magic Tavern episode
Air date August 26, 2019
Episode no. S03E06
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Hosts Arnie, Chunt, Usidore
Guests Faustus Crum
Producers Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, Adal Rifai
Post-production coordination Garrett Schultz
Earwolf producer Kimmie Lucas
Editor Tim Joyce
Logo Allard Laban
Theme music Andy Poland
Special assistance Ryan DiGiorgi
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"Lord's Brother" is the sixth episode of season three of Hello from the Magic Tavern. It was originally released on August 26, 2019.


Diplomatic negotiations begin to secure Velsmeer’s army in the fight against the Dark Lord. But Faustus Crum, the Lord’s Brother, takes thing in an unexpected direction.


Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore, (and Eggy-Baby) are waiting in the antechamber of Faustus Crum, brother to the Lord of Velsmeer, who they hope will allow them to meet the Lord Todd, who can in turn offer the Velsmeeri Army to fight the Dark Lord. When Faustus arrives he leads the trio on a tour, and it quickly becomes clear he does not have a good relationship with his brother, who he resents for being chosen as king over himself. Also, Faustus is preoccupied with fucking tigers.

In Faustus' study, the trio enjoy Manhattans (a drink including a tiny man in a hat) while Faustus tries to embroil them in a conspiracy. If they help him steal the Velsmeeri symbol of office — the Tuntleman's Key — Faustus will be able to steal the throne and can guarantee support of the 40k strong army. The trio agree, and they proceed to Todd's home. Faustus distracts Todd while Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore sneak off to break into Todd's Tuntleman's room.

After navigating three traps they find themselves in front of the Tuntleman, an ornate lockbox, and recruit Neal Naners, one of the tiny men from the Manhattan's they drank earlier to break in. Neal retrieves the key, but Usidore grants him a boon of growth before he has escaped the box and dies. Faustus accepts the key and reveals his ruse to Todd, who he sends away dethroned.

Post Credit Scene

Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore deliver the news of Neal's death to his widow.


There are no new emails this week.

New Characters

  • Todd Crum
  • Neal Naners, and other tiny men
  • Mrs. Naners

Recurring Characters

Earth References

  • LeVar Burton
  • dyeing Easter eggs
  • Camilla Parker-Bowles
  • "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off"
  • Bengal tigers
  • MDMA
  • Jesus
  • Candid Camera
  • prank shows
  • Manhattan (drink)
  • Pop Rocks
  • Warhammer 40,000
  • minifigs
  • Fast Pass
  • thirst trap
  • carnival prizes
  • Dones
  • Truth in Comedy: The Manual for Improvisation - Charna Halpern
  • 2019
  • Cancel Culture
  • "Bodies" by Drowning Pool
  • GTFO
  • J.T.S. Brown
  • Tigerbeat
  • Netflix, Tuca and Bertie
  • Siegfried and Roy


  • The episode description gives the impression that Faustus is the Dark Lord’s brother, but the Lord being referenced is Todd.

Behind the Scenes

Lord's Brother
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Arnie, Faustus Crum, Usidore, Chunt
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