| Sea Witch (w/ Sarah Haskins) | |
| Hello from the Magic Tavern episode | |
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| Air date | September 2, 2019 |
| Episode no. | S03E07 |
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| Cast | |
| Hosts | Arnie, Chunt, Usidore |
| Guests | Calarion the Sea Witch |
| Production | |
| Producers | Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, Adal Rifai |
| Post-production coordination | Garrett Schultz |
| Earwolf producer | Kimmie Lucas |
| Editor | Stephen Dranger |
| Logo | Allard Laban |
| Theme music | Andy Poland |
| Special assistance | Ryan DiGiorgi |
| Additional music | Arne Parrott |
| Sponsor | |
| Earth Games spinoff | |
| Episode chronology | |
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"Sea Witch" is the seventh episode of season three of Hello from the Magic Tavern. It was originally released on September 2, 2019.
Description
A sea witch appears on deck.
Summary
Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore are again on the sea, traveling onboard the SS Stephanie toward Dramenshire and the Velsmeeri army, when a pile of sea-moss reveals itself to be Calarion (Jr), a sea witch searching for a husband so that she might reproduce. As per sea witch custom, once Calarion chooses her mate she will crash the ship into the rocks of her nearby island, and the rest of the passengers and crew will be drowned.
Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore compete to be selected by Calarion, but her lack of enthusiasm for killing them leads them to question her further. As she discusses her life and the ways of sea witches, the trio convince her to buck tradition and spare the ship. She may yet find love without a murder/kidnapping, or she may instead devote herself to her other passion: promoting the biodiversity of coral reefs. She returns to her island with a parting gift from the ship: a chair, which is unfortunately destroyed in transport.
New characters
- Calarion the First, Calarion's mother
- Doug, Calarion's bewitched step-father
- Bug Bear, a member of SS Stephanie's crew with a propensity for popping up
- Snerf, a fairy who hates adds
Earth references
- "Love your curves"
- Rorschach (Watchmen)
- maritime law
- Yogi Bear
- "They Call the Wind Maria" - Paint Your Wagon
- "tea"
- Whac-A-Mole
- Marry, Fuck, Kill
- shrimping
- aha moment
- saltines
- J.J. Abrams, Lost
- Sherman tank
- Wrigleyville in Chicago
- clarion call
Behind the scenes
| Sea Witch |
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| Chunt, Usidore, Arnie, Calarion |
