Season 3, Ep 7 – Sea Witch (w/ Sarah Haskins)
Sea Witch (w/ Sarah Haskins)
Hello from the Magic Tavern episode
Air date September 2, 2019
Episode no. S03E07
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Hosts Arnie, Chunt, Usidore
Guests Calarion the Sea Witch
Producers Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, Adal Rifai
Post-production coordination Garrett Schultz
Earwolf producer Kimmie Lucas
Editor Stephen Dranger
Logo Allard Laban
Theme music Andy Poland
Special assistance Ryan DiGiorgi
Additional music Arne Parrott
Earth Games spinoff
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"Sea Witch" is the seventh episode of season three of Hello from the Magic Tavern. It was originally released on September 2, 2019.


A sea witch appears on deck.


Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore are again on the sea, traveling onboard the SS Stephanie toward Dramenshire and the Velsmeeri army, when a pile of sea-moss reveals itself to be Calarion (Jr), a sea witch searching for a husband so that she might reproduce. As per sea witch custom, once Calarion chooses her mate she will crash the ship into the rocks of her nearby island, and the rest of the passengers and crew will be drowned.

Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore compete to be selected by Calarion, but her lack of enthusiasm for killing them leads them to question her further. As she discusses her life and the ways of sea witches, the trio convince her to buck tradition and spare the ship. She may yet find love without a murder/kidnapping, or she may instead devote herself to her other passion: promoting the biodiversity of coral reefs. She returns to her island with a parting gift from the ship: a chair, which is unfortunately destroyed in transport.

New characters

  • Calarion the First, Calarion's mother
  • Doug, Calarion's bewitched step-father
  • Bug Bear, a member of SS Stephanie's crew with a propensity for popping up
  • Snerf, a fairy who hates adds

Earth references

  • "Love your curves"
  • Rorschach (Watchmen)
  • maritime law
  • Yogi Bear
  • "They Call the Wind Maria" - Paint Your Wagon
  • "tea"
  • Whac-A-Mole
  • Marry, Fuck, Kill
  • shrimping
  • aha moment
  • saltines
  • J.J. Abrams, Lost
  • Sherman tank
  • Wrigleyville in Chicago
  • clarion call

Behind the scenes

Sea Witch
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Chunt, Usidore, Arnie, Calarion
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