Season 3, Ep 74 - The Mauve Wizard

Season 3, Ep 74 - The Mauve Wizard
Hello from the Magic Tavern episode
Air date January 18, 2021
Episode no. S03E74
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Hosts Arnie, Chunt, Usidore
Guests Jamillious Washington the Mauve
Producers Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, Adal Rifai
Post-production coordination Garrett Schultz
Earwolf producer Kimmie Lucas
Editor Anna Havermann
Logo Allard Laban
Theme music Andy Poland
Special assistance Ryan DiGiorgi
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"The Mauve Wizard" is the seventy-fourth episode of season three of Hello from the Magic Tavern. It was originally released on January 18, 2021.


Jamillious the Mauve Wizard returns with an update on the Wizard Council.


Usidore gives the intro to the podcast at Dozens since Arnie is nowhere to be seen. Although they already have “Getting’ Nuts”, Usidore and Chunt work a concept of reviewing bars and taverns. Arnie wakes up from under the table. He has been sleeping for 16 hours a day most times he realized that the artifact/transmitter implanted in his head has been projecting his consciousness to Earth through his dreams. He records his “ree-search” in his dream journal. So far, he has some modern pop culture references. Throughout the episode, he goes back to sleep using a Slumber Cup offered at the tavern.

The latest news in Foon is told by Usidore as he lets everyone know that the Dark Lord's Forces has infiltrated Fingaria and Krom’s whereabouts are unknown. To reach him with the range of his magic, Usidore invited Jamillious the Mauve to the podcast. He is now the Official Notetaker of the Wizard (‘Zard) Council. Jamillious spent most of his time looking for the perfect spell; a spell that can amplify his other spells. The more the spell is well constructed, the larger the range is.

The group catch up in various ways, discussing food and drinks available at the bar, Jamillious’s First love, the side effects of drinking spells/potions, and Chunt also takes some Slumber Cup. Jamillious brings up that Usidore should get back into good graces with Jyn'Leeviyah the Red. Jamillious suggests that Usidore gives her one of his secret names. He is willing to give some of his shittier names, but they won’t grant him favor.

Finally, Jamillous reveals why he’s really there; when he crafted one of his spells, he was able to hear the thoughts of everyone in Foon for a brief second. Everyone, except for Arnie. Usidore tells Jamillious about the artifact and the group brainstorms about how to destroy the device and take it out of his head. However, since the transmitter is his only connection to Earth, Arnie refuses anything that would affect the device and swears to never forgive Usidore if he does anything that makes it stop working in any way. Usidore and Chunt promise him that they will respect his wishes. After all the talking, Chunt asks for a Slumber Cup and Jamillious gives it to him via punch in the face.

After the credits, Robot Arnie wakes up someone in a room, telling the person inside that it’s snowing outside and to come and see it. The person pitter patters to go see.


There are no new emails this week.

New characters

  • Antileous the Cobblers
  • Pie Guy
  • Cake Guy
  • Turnover Dude

Recurring Characters

Earth References

  • The Blue Fairy (From Pinocchio)
  • Haley Joel Osment
  • Aunty Donna
  • Insult restaurants
  • The Michelin Man
  • The 2020 Pandemic
  • "Your Mom" jokes
  • Baker's Dozen
  • Bill Hader's Stefon from SNL
  • "Zombie" by The Cranberries
  • Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD)
  • Queen's Gambit
  • Gambit (X-Men)
  • Queen Elizabeth
  • Compliment Sandwich
  • XCOM
  • Golden Parachute
  • Bluey
  • Disney+
  • Rap Music Genre
  • "Pick a Card"
  • Beats by Dre
  • Kanye West
  • Santa Fe, New Mexico
  • Krunk Cup
  • Music Recording Certification
  • QAnon
  • Power Rangers, Megazords, Rita Repulsa
  • Pokemon, Charizard
  • World of Warcraft, Diezard
  • Santa Claus
  • Buffalo Wild Wings
  • Pub Food
    • Mozzarella Sticks
    • Nachos
    • Buffalo Wings
    • Potato Boats
    • Chili Poppers with Cream Cheese
  • Everyone Poops by Tarō Gomi
  • Goodnight Moon by Margaret Wise Brown
  • Relationship Coupons
  • Precious, based on Push by Sapphire
  • Sazerac
  • Mario Bros (Princess is in a different Castle)
  • Beyoncé
  • March Madness
  • Basketball Teams
    • Washington DC Wizards
    • Duke University Blue Devils
    • Fordham University Rams
    • University of North Carolina Tarheels
  • Opening Acts, Main Acts, Deep Cuts
  • Indiana Jones


  • One of the suggestions that Jamillious comes up with to take the artifact out of Arnie's head is to go to an old temple at the coordinates 19, 16. It is said that it beings absolute silences, allowing the mind to be quiet to take things out of one's head.
  • It is implied at the end credits that Robot Arnie is still with Phone, Arnie's daughter.1

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