Season 3, Ep 81 - The Wizard's Council
Season 3, Ep 81 - The Wizard's Council
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Air date March 8, 2021
Episode no. S03E81
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Cast
Hosts Arnie, Chunt, Usidore
Guests Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Jamillious Washington the Mauve, Spintax the Green
Production
Producers Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, Adal Rifai
Post-production coordination Garrett Schultz
Earwolf producer Kimmie Lucas
Editor Sage G.C.
Logo Allard Laban
Theme music Andy Poland
Special assistance Ryan DiGiorgi
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"The Wizard's Council" is the eighty-first episode of season three of Hello from the Magic Tavern and marks the show's six-year anniversary. It was originally released on March 8, 2021.

Description

At last, the wizards convene to form a plan to defeat the Dark Lord…and celebrate six years of Hello from the Magic Tavern!

Summary

Arnie starts to go over his usual intro during the 6th Anniversary of the show, but Usidore quickly interrupts as he had just finished doing an escape Rune with a bunch of gnomes that he met. Chunt finally realized what 69 means. They quickly go over their accomplishments over the last six years, but the primary focus is the Wizard Council meeting, the first since Jyn'Leeviah the Red formed the Wizard’s Guild. Usidore is nervous about his fluctuating status with his on-and-off-girlfriend.

The hosts enter the great halls where they are greeted by a green chicken, who immediately stares daggers at Usidore. After popping eggs that hatch into a middle finger, Spintax the Green surprises them from behind. Spintax reminds them he has been back for a year and had a successful podcast back on Earth. Although Usidore is using this Wizard Council meeting as a way to plan out their next plan of attack against the Dark Lord, Spintax is treating this like a reunion. Chunt sees a full spread of food, including a rack of ribs. Jamillious the Mauve and Jyn’Leeviah appears before them, greeting the group, and Jyn’Leeviyah starts to make out with Spintax. Usidore tells Jamilious that he is proud of him, but does not immediately recognize Jyn’Leeviyah’s discontentment.

Usidore tells the group about the artifact in Arnie’s head. Although Jyn’Leeviyah and Spintax doesn’t believe Arnie’s importance, Jamilious also sums up the information his presented during “The Mauve Wizard”; that they believe it’s the artifact that prevented Jamilious from reading his mind for a brief moment. In between appearances, Jyn’Leeviyah has been making titan warriors and Spintax is working on making a Domino’s franchise chain in Foon, especially now that Domino’s is good now. Chunt also spots Can the Wizard, but the rest of the wizards bury him in coats…of armor.

Jyn’Leeviyah chastises Usidore, demanding why he has not asked anything about her and did not meet her on the astral plane. Usidore wanted to keep his distance to be respectful. He hoped to be supportive and he gives her a tulip to get back into her favor. It works and they run off to have some quick sex while Arnie asks the remaining wizards if they knew what sex was.

Usidore rallies everyone to commence the meeting. The wizards, including Can, give their intros and Arnie reminds Usidore to give Jyn’Leeviyah one of Usidore’s names. Although tension is high, Chunt suggests an ice breaker to brainstorm ideas to defeat the Dark Lord and convince the others to invest in Ethereum. Usidore begins to summarize his findings with Dark Lord, the obsidian sword (which he accidentally cut off one of Jyn’Leeviyah’s fingers), the artifacts, and his protection of Arnie. After commotion dies down with the revelation of wizard killing material brought to a wizard stronghold, Jyn’Leeviyah says that Usidore has everything he needs to defeat the Dark Lord. He was hoping to spitball ideas, but most of his suggestions seem to make Usidore the hero and make the rest fodder. Other suggestions include end series ideas, a literal Trojan horse, who the Dark Lord could be, and other battle tropes. Spintax’s insolence towards Usidore causes them to go through a full-fledged Wizard Fight.

Arnie comes to the conclusion that if the Dark Lord really needs the artifact in his head, maybe he, Usidore, and Chunt, should sit out the final battle and protect him. Jyn’Leeviyah is insistent on cracking open Arnie’s head. Presented with the choice of either siding with Jyn’Leeviyah now or protecting Arnie, Usidore swears his loyalty to Arnie and stands his ground against anyone who crosses him. Offended, Jyn’Leeviyah breaks up with Usidore for good and Jamilious renounces him as one of his bros. Since the meeting was a bummer, Spintax just leaves. Left alone with the green chicken and regrets, the remaining four decide to just get high for their remaining time there.

Emails

Although there are no new emails, Kay's email from last week was mentioned.

New characters

  • Cluck You, the green chicken that was holding Spintax’s Lanyard

Recurring Characters

  • Eunice the Ecru (mentioned)
  • Telephys the White (mentioned) , killed from the obsidian sword

Earth References

  • Haydn Sonata in D major, 3rd Movement
  • "Kiss the Girl" from Disney's The Little Mermaid
  • Disney Movie Soundtrack
  • Brandon Bird’s Concerto #3
  • "Into the Unknown" from Disney's Frozen II
  • Escape Room
  • Jeff Daniels
  • Hentai
  • Video Games, Completionists, Speed Runs
  • Six Flags, Six Flags mascot
  • “We Like to Party” by Vengaboys
  • French Kissing
  • Greek Mist
  • Cleveland Steamer
  • Docking
  • Finger Boarding
  • 40 Days of Lent
  • Brie Cheese
  • Piñata
  • Zoid/Power Rangers/Voltron
  • Teen Titans/Teen Titans Go
  • Gateway Drugs/Weed
  • Hemorrhoids
  • Oy Vey
  • Domino’s Franchise, Domino’s Pizza mascot
  • “Push it” by Salt ‘n Pepa
  • Oops, All Berries meme
  • All Wizards, All the time
  • I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter
  • Basketball/point system
  • “Run's House” by Run-D.M.C.
  • 3 Time
  • Car Lock alarm
  • The Nutty Professor
  • Whack-a-mole
  • Cryptocurrency/Ethereum
  • Pyramid Scheme
  • Wattpad/Fan Fiction
  • Bootstrap Paradox
  • MacGuffin
  • Dark (TV show)
  • Space Jam
  • Trojan Horse
  • “The Noise was coming from Inside the house”
  • John Woo directing style
  • Ocean’s 11
  • James Condon
  • Lord of the Rings
  • The Met
  • Under the Dome
  • Severus Snape

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