| Season 3, Ep 83 - Tom the Secret Traveler | |
| Hello from the Magic Tavern episode | |
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| Air date | March 22, 2021 |
| Episode no. | S03E83 |
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| Cast | |
| Hosts | Arnie, Chunt, Usidore |
| Guests | Tomblain Belaroth |
| Production | |
| Producers | Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, Adal Rifai |
| Post-production coordination | Garrett Schultz |
| Earwolf producer | Kimmie Lucas |
| Editor | Chris Rathjen |
| Logo | Allard Laban |
| Theme music | Andy Poland |
| Special assistance | Ryan DiGiorgi |
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"Tom the Secret Traveler" is the eighty-third episode of season three of Hello from the Magic Tavern. It was originally released on March 22, 2021.
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Description
Traveling to the North East leads to a secret carriage with a secret traveler who just might be Prince Tomblain Bellaroth.
Summary
Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore are walking along the road, closing in on the Kingdom of the Northeast. Arnie reviews his catchphrases and interruptions in Usidore’s names. Chunt taught Séance to say Arnie and Usidore’s names, but instead of giving them treats, he gives them thumbs ups. His example draws the attention of Krefnen, the cart driver. He will give them a ride to the city if he could get a “blow job '' to get the mud off of his tires. Usidore offers to just “suck off” the mud, which Krefnen accepted. However, Krefnen warns the group that he has a traveler in his cart already that must remain secret. He then proceeds to shout to everyone that it is Tomblain Belaroth.
When the group reconvenes with Tom in the back of the cart, he tells the gang that he is going back to his home in the capital city of Northeastia1 to take the throne. In turn, the group tells Tom about the artifact inside Arnie’s head. Still, the aim is for Tom to head to the cave where he must perform the Bat Dance. Usidore gives his protection, and everything else he and the gang has, to Tom to make sure he ascends to power and he is safe.
Tom’s journey back has not been an easy one. Although he has adopted many roles as a thespian, there have been many instances where his life was in danger. This includes:
- An envelope filled with ant thorax
- A box with a Red Peehole Dragon
- An object that will eventually make your eye dissolve when you look through it
- An editable object that can pull something through another dimension
- A dagger that will decay whatever is stabbed with it
- A Brain-sucking squid
- Heartworms
With each item listed, Tom makes Arnie try it in order for Arnie to understand his strife. Usidore and Chunt try to get Arnie to calm down to not stress out of his impending doom. Eventually, Usidore hits Arnie with a rock, then cum rock, then gives a cure all for status effects, then finally hits him with the actual healing rock.
The cart stops and the four decide to take a break. Tom acts as Krefnen to show off his acting prowess. However, the real Krefnen comes out, but still tries to fish for compliments for Tom. A triangle comes forward and reveals that they are the real Krefnen, creating a Series of Krefnen. Even when Tom drops the charade, the group never sees Tom and Krefnen together. Despite being the end of the episode, Tom invites the gang to travel together, teasing that Tom will be traveling together for a while.
Emails
Lois asks if they thought about starting a traveling band. They have the chemistry, the rock and roll looks, and they hear that badger paws are good on the flute. They can also make money on the side. Chunt says he could play the fiddle, Arnie could play Chunt's Jugs, and Usidore could play the spoons. Tom is unsure what he could play in the band, but he previously played the hipsachord/harpsichord. He is also good with his voice since he was trained to be a Cocktickler. Convinced, Chunt tells Lois that they will start a plumgrass band.
New characters
Krefnen, the Coachman
Krefnen, a triangle that has fallen in love with Tomblain
Kreflen
Recurring Characters
Earth References
- My Brother, My Brother, and Me (MBMBAM)
- Robo-Calls/Robo-survey
- Potholes
- Gremlins Rules
- Blues Traveler
- O’Henry
- The Gift of the Magi
- The Princess and the Pea
- "Just a Friend" by Biz Markie
- Blow jobs, Suck off, Deep Throat, dry hump, Road head
- Aqualung
- Anne Bancroft and Mel Brooks
- History of the World, Part I
- "It's Good to be the King"
- Spaceballs
- Blazing Saddles
- Men in Tights
- High Anxiety
- Life Stinks
- The Producers
- The 2000 Year Old Man
- History of the World, Part I
- “If ‘ifs’ and ‘buts’ were candy and nuts”
- Anthrax
- Keep Calm and Carry On
- "Liar, Liar, pants on fire"
- STDs
- "I Want to Know What Love Is" by Foreigner.
- “Heavy is the head that wears the crown.”
- Conjunction Junction
- The Beatles
- "Imagine"
- "Strawberry Fields"
- "Help"
- "I Wanna Hold Your Hand"
- "Eight Days a Week"
- "A Hard Day’s Night"
- "Daytripper"
- Vaccine/Vaccine Rollouts
- Hip hop lifestyle
- SG1
Notes
- Usidore mentions that the pronunciation of "Gaismunēnas" has fluxuated over the course of the series, but it is glossed over.
- Tom assumes Alice Corn is still up his butt.
- Usidore lost his rhyming dictionary he had for 300 years.