| Season 4, Ep 4 - Claudia Visits | |
| Hello from the Magic Tavern episode | |
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| Air date | November 7, 2021 |
| Episode no. | S04E04 |
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| Cast | |
| Hosts | Arnie, Chunt, Usidore |
| Guests | Claudia |
| Production | |
| Producers | Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, Adal Rifai |
| Post-production coordination | Garrett Schultz |
| Editor | Chris Rathjen |
| Logo | Allard Laban |
| Theme music | Andy Poland |
| Special assistance | Ryan DiGiorgi |
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"Claudia Visits" is the fourth episode of season four of Hello from the Magic Tavern. It was originally released on November 7, 2021.
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Description
An old friend, Claudia the Witch, visits Nibblebottom to pursue some dicey business ventures.
Summary
Before the podcast starts, Thomas Foolery, the Fancy Pig in Nibblebottom, is trying to convince Chunt to go on an Aunty Raid with him later that night. Arnie comes up to Chunt to get him to the table and gets introduced to the pig. As they get up and sit at the 7 foot table, Usidore starts to feel left out. He drops hints for the two to go to his concert with the Loose Ends, but his obvious pleas fall on deaf ears. Arnie also milks his "Beautiful Arnold" compliment.
Chicken Butt, the Moving House with Chicken Legs, approaches the table and reveals Claudia as its resident. She's in town to hang out with her witch bitches as her original coven is from here. Usidore offers to get Claudia a drink from the bar, so she asks for a putrid piss while Arnie sticks with his Virgin Red Potion. While Usidore is gone, Claudia and Chunt discuss the rumors about Usidore and his hawks. Claudia also shares her other reason she is in Nibblebottom; after her Incense and Amulets Shop and her Witch Smoothie Stand, she is now selling witch oils. The oils have varying effects and Claudia needs some investors. She gives Chunt a sample to rub on his nut sack, which he takes immediately. When Usidore comes back with the drinks, he is offered the same and applies the oils as well. The oils are meant to soothe; however, the side effects include the ball disappearing and reappearing in a different location on the body or disappearing entirely. Usidore, Chunt, and Claudia do a quick Gettin’ Nuts, reviewing the oils. Eventually, one of Chunt’s balls moves to his eyelid and Usidore’s ball moves to his mouth. Claudia also offers Arnie some oils to turn his face into porcelain, but he does not partake.
After Usidore gets something to fix his mouth nut, the ball goes away but his eyebrows and beard are mostly on fire. When Usidore uses the putrid piss to put it out, Arnie tries to ask Claudia if the drink was actually piss, but Claudia talks about how putrid piss is only legal in certain places. She also warns them about the Witch Mormons in town. Claudia is still working her way to a successful business, so Usidore offers up 400 coins to help her. However Claudia is reluctant to accept as she wants Usidore to be a more reliable friend and be there when she needs him. Usidore then offers a special summon just for her.
Claudia tries to set up Chunt and Arnie on dates with other witches from her coven. In return, Chunt sets Claudia up with Tom Foolery. After setting up Chunt with Susanne the Fisher, Claudia admits that she is a witch madam where she and the other witches would steal from the unlucky suitors when they go to the dating pool. She backtracks since the group has been too nice to her. Chunt tells Usidore that Claudia might be into him and tells him to flirt with her while Arnie and Chunt become his wingmen with Chunt turning himself into a hawk. Usidore tries to entice Claudia with his amazing feat of “defeating the Dark Lord” and how he doesn’t have much time left in the realm. It doesn’t take that much for Claudia to entertain the idea, but with Usidore’s complicated life and his constant quest taking, she is not sure if she is willing to settle or trap him in her Chicken Butt. Usidore, however, is looking for something more casual. So the two settle on having a threesome with Tom Foolery.
Claudia takes her time with Tom by herself, but when she leaves to go freshen up, Tom Foolery starts dying. Apparently, while they were fooling around, Claudia pickpocketed Tom and took his entrails. As Arnie remarks Tom’s demise is sadder than the death of Zach Plasma, Chunt laments that all the friends that Chunt brings to the show dies, including Arnie and Usidore. Before Chunt storms off in despair, Tom starts dancing on the bar table and the four cheers to life.
Emails
There are no new emails this week.
New Characters
- Thomas Foolery, the Fancy Pig
- Chicken Butt
- Susanne the Fisher
Recurring Characters
- The Loose Ends (mentioned)
- Ludwig, the Land Pirate (mentioned)
- Jyn’Leeviyah the Red (mentioned)
- Zach Plasma (mentioned)
- Twosidore (mentioned)
- Drew (mentioned)
- Can the Wizard (mentioned)
Earth References
- Sully Sullenberger
- The Da Vinci Code
- Coven
- 101 Dalmatians
- Dollars
- Earwolf
- Conan O’Brien
- “Love Shack” by the B-52s
- “Every Kiss begins with Kay”
- Nutter Butters
- Porcelain Dolls
- Nutty Buddy
- Mormons
- PayPal
- PVC
- Salmon Rosti and/or Salman Rushdie
- Escorts
- Buttery Nipple
- playing cards
- breakfasts
- bacon and eggs
- pigs in a blanket
- Eggs over My Hammy
- Porky Pig, Merrie Melodies, “That’s All, Folks!”
- Sharpie
- "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" by Poison
- Dodos
- Matilda
- American Flag
Notes
- Arnie is given a Virgin Red Potion from Chunt as Arnie had red potion problems in the past.
- Nibblebottom is a well-known witch haven.
- Usidore still has his hawks from Season 4, Ep 2 – Mind Games.
- Arnie addresses in the main feed on how they are not with Earwolf anymore.
- Wizards are salaried.
- When Chunt is sad that all his friends die on the podcast, the first four mentioned (Twosidore, Drew, Zach Plasma, and Tom Foolery) are all characters Adal Rifai has either voiced or made up their name for.