| Season 5, Ep 64 - Flower's Bar (w/ Brooke Breit) | |
| Hello from the Magic Tavern episode | |
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| Air date | July 27, 2025 |
| Episode no. | S05E064 |
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| Cast | |
| Hosts | Arnie, Usidore, Chunt |
| Guests | Flower |
| Production | |
| Producers | Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, Adal Rifai |
| Associate Producer | Anna Havermann |
| Post-production coordination | Garrett Schultz |
| Editor | Sage G.C. |
| Logo | Allard Laban |
| Theme music | Andy Poland |
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"Flower's Bar" is the sixty-fourth episode of season five of Hello from the Magic Tavern. It was originally released on July 27, 2025.
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Description
We return to the tavern the Ruffled Feather, on the outskirts of Hogsface, and its new owner is Flower the talking flower.
Summary
The boys have reached the Ruffled Feather, a tavern on the outskirts of Hogsface that is frequented by ne'er-do-wells. It's the first time they have returned to Hogsface since they destroyed it years ago. They are joined by Grapes the goat, who they met last episode.
Flower approaches them, shocked that they are here, especially since it is her birthday. She shares that she became the official owner of the tavern after winning a knife fight. The group learn via a plaque, and then Flower, that Macho Mantis Randy Mantis is dead, though the cause of death is ambiguous.
As the new proprietor, Flower is looking forward to making the Ruffled Feather more exciting and seedier. She has already updated the floor so that it is made of tightly packed soil. She notes the Ruffled Feather briefly tested out themed days for either fucking and fighting, though they didn't go well (besides Saturday, which is for trivia).
Usidore conjures a birthday cake made of algae for Flower. She is excited, but the others notice she also sounds a bit under the weather. Flower proudly shares that they were featured on Taverns, Shitholes and Bars, hosted by Druid Fieti. After meeting Fieti, Flower was inspired to get her petals frosted and start wearing her pot backwards.
Flower fetches ghost mushrooms in a temporal aioli for Usidore, a guilty goose for Chunt, and a drug flight for Arnie. The hosts discuss among themselves whether Flower is doing alright. When she comes back, it doesn't take long for her to burst into tears. Usidore takes over the tavern for the evening by splitting into four Usidores, so that Flower can sit and chat with them.
She says that ever since Arnie tried to kill her by throwing her off of a cliff, a part of her has stayed down there and she is still struggling with various emotional issues. But seeing Chunt, Arnie, and Usidore again has helped her to open up about how much work it's been to run the tavern. She is touched that they came all this way just for, she assumes, her birthday. (After Arnie asks, Flower admits she doesn't know her age.) However, Chunt and Arnie notice that Flower overshares about her personal life with most of her patrons to try to garner sympathy and drum up business.
They inquire about staying overnight at the tavern and let Flower know they intend to be in Hogsface for a while. Flower is cool with it. She tells them that outside of work, she has been hanging out with Caball'on in the forest, though they are "not putting any fucking labels on it". Usidore informs her that he's no longer immortal and Flower throws a knife at him to test it out.
Meanwhile, Chunt notices that the Ruffled Feather is selling merch that heavily foreshadows Flower's intention to take revenge on Arnie for throwing her off of a cliff. Their suspicion grows when Flower shares that she is working on building her own cliff behind the tavern as a "passion project".
Everyone in the tavern heads outside to watch all four Usidores merging back together by running at each other. It leaves Usidore with a terrible hangover, and they all head back into the Ruffled Feather.
Emails
There are no new emails this week.
New Characters
- Druid Fieti, who used to be a donkey sorcerer (aka a donkeysorce) and who became the host of Taverns, Shitholes and Bars.
- Richard Wealthy, a perpetually wealthy child whose dad died by jumping into a pool full of gold coins. He is wearing a tuxedo but with shorts.
- Unnamed ducks who frequent the Ruffled Feather.
Recurring Characters
- Grapes the goat
Earth References
- Grape-Nuts
- Grape Lady falls (reporter who fell during a grape stomping contest)
- (Mark) Ruffalo
- Big Dick Energy
- Don't shit where you eat
- Potpourri
- Sitting on cakes (fetish)
- Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives hosted by Guy Fieri
- Mush (dog sledding)
- Scrooge McDuck diving into a pool of coins
- When you're here, you're family (Olive Garden slogan)
- Slurpee machine
- "Low (Apple Bottom Jeans)" by Flo Rida
- Clif Bar
- Couch to 5k
Notes
- To the hosts' surprise, there is a new tavern right outside the Ruffled Feather called the Verisimilitude Minotaur.
- A guilty goose is a dish that uses a goose that has been psychologically tortured, which adds to the flavor.
- A couple of the Usidores nonchalantly have public sex in the tavern.
- The Usidore who is waiting on Chunt and Arnie's table has tiny menus and is wearing a propeller hat.
- The Usidore who is bartending flirts with the table by sending them drinks.
- There are several potential methods for multiple Usidores to combine back into one Usidore. These include being absorbed into one Usidore's mouth, opening up like dolls, phasing into each other, and sprinting towards each other from a great distance.
- The Ruffled Feather has a machine where one can put in a "photo" (photosynthesized leaf) in order to look at it more closely. It also has slurp machines and a puke box.