Secret Beads Of Furlingshire

The Secret Beads Of Furlingshire are a magical artifact of great power. If used correctly they can provide the solution to any problem.

If used incorrectly, the operator will be turned into a conscious mist, doomed to roam Foon forever insubstantial. This fate famously befell Steven King.

Some say they were directly pulled out of a volcano by Lord Toplemirth, who turned into a cow, then a wolf, then an owl, then a mouse, then finally Rodan of Furlingshire. Others say they were pulled from Hailbarren Creek by Nyst, god of the Feeple people.

Jimminent Turlybirther, the confidential courier, confides that he is delivering the Secret Beads when he passes through the Vermilion Minotaur, a revelation that awes Usidore.

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Jimminent Turlybirther shares instructions on their use. They must be transported in ones butt, removed by hand, and can’t be washed off before use. To activate the beads, one put them in their mouth and speaks their quandary. However, it unclear if these last details are true since Usidore was unaware of them and:

Jim is not transporting the Secret Beads, and his story is a con. He instead goes on a week-long bender in the Vermilion Minotaur, scamming numerous patrons into reaching into his butt.¹

Footnotes

1. Season 1, Ep 60 – "Confidential Courier"