Tabula the Butterfly
Tabula the Butterfly
Hello from the Magic Tavern character
Tabula the Butterfly
Chunt, Tabula, Arnie, Erin, Usidore
First appearance "Push Ups"
Played by Michael Hitchcock
Name Tabula
Species Mountark butterfly
Occupation Scholar

Tabula the Butterfly is a Mountark butterfly: they live for five days, then turn into a mountain. Tabula's mother tried to eat him after he was born, so he bit her mother's head off ate her. Usidore was able to bring her back to life; she forgave Tabula for killing her so he could have sex with his father.

Tabula read in the stars this warning about the boys' upcoming quest:

  • Do not talk to the owl.
  • Beware of the four stars in the sky.
  • Purple water is not your friend.
  • Go to the path with the least rocks. When you find the fifth rock, throw it. And if you hit a window, make five wishes.

Tabula had sex with Arnie and shortly thereafter Arnie gave birth to a butterfly that flew out of his butt and later turned into a mountain.

Tabula is played by Michael Hitchcock.


  • Season 1, Ep 99 — "Push Ups" (w/ Michael Hitchcock and Erin Whitehead live from San Francisco Sketchfest)
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