Tabula the Butterfly
Tabula the Butterfly
Hello from the Magic Tavern character
Tabula the Butterfly
Chunt, Tabula, Arnie, Erin, Usidore
First appearance: "Push Ups"
Portrayed by: Michael Hitchcock
Name: Tabula
Species: Mountark butterfly
Occupation: Scholar

Tabula the Butterfly is a Mountark butterfly: they live for five days, then turn into a mountain. Tabula's mother tried to eat him after he was born, so he bit her mother's head off ate her. Usidore was able to bring her back to life; she forgave Tabula for killing her so he could have sex with his father.

Tabula read in the stars this warning about the boys' upcoming quest:

  • Do not talk to the owl.
  • Beware of the four stars in the sky.
  • Purple water is not your friend.
  • Go to the path with the least rocks. When you find the fifth rock, throw it. And if you hit a window, make five wishes.

Tabula had sex with Arnie and shortly thereafter Arnie gave birth to a butterfly that flew out of his butt and later turned into a mountain.

Tabula is played by Michael Hitchcock.


  • Season 1, Ep 99 — "Push Ups" (w/ Michael Hitchcock and Erin Whitehead live from San Francisco Sketchfest)
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