Twosidore

Twosidore
Hello from the Magic Tavern character
First appearance	"Momo"
Played by	Adal Rifai
Information
Name	Twosidore
Species	Wizard?
Occupation	Unknown

Twosidore is the name given to another Usidore the Blue (aka Usidore the Casual) who is more casual than the other Usidore. Usidore calls him a "Wizard" as he thinks he is not an actual wizard although he may still be a magical being.

[He is] also known as Jennifer Love Hewitt; in the South¹ I'm made of bees; in the Northeast I'm known as Caillou…"

Twosidore is played by Adal Rifai.

Relationships

Twosidore is married to a woman named Madeline, who he met at a tobacco smoking party. Twosidore is polyamorous, and eventually begins dating Chunt before becoming engaged to him.

Chunt and Twosidore said they have a new podcast called Gettin' Butts where they collect butts.

Momo the mouse is currently living under Twosidore's hat (because of its cheaper rent than Usidore's hat) and says it's quite sticky under there.

Jyn'Leeviyah the Red Wizard says that Twosidore is not only not a real wizard but that he is evil and tainted. She also drove away his family with fire and brimstone and murdered them, but Twosidore has forgiven her.

+ Warning! Spoilers Inside for Season Two. Click to reveal

At Chunt's Badgelor Party Usidore eventually concludes Twosidore is likely some form of "magical run-off" of his, perhaps some aspect of his personality that he was not using. It would explain why Twosidore initially believed himself to be Usidore.

Twosidore and Chunt marry, but as Twosidore and Chunt consummated their love at the reception, per Foonish tradition, Twosidore swelled up, exploded, and died, leaving behind Eggy-Baby. There is no clear explanation for Twosidore's death beyond a surprise interactions between his and Chunt's magical natures.

Mirror Realms

In the family-friendly dimension, Twosidore is Fourteenidore.

Notes

• He wears a toupee.
• When he casts the illumination spell "geliev lichtn kamer," he says it with a dialect.
• He is very relaxed about how to say his name and says it doesn't have to be exact.
• Usidore says he is not a wizard.
• He can fly.
• He is said to be the wizard of Surf 'n' Turf.
• He has highlights in his hair²
• Chunt has called him "Loosey Twosie," after one of Usidore's secret names ("Loosey Usi").
• He has an accent that sounds like he comes from Hawai.
• He had a shadiness around him removed by Usidore after Arnie validated him by giving him a point in Quiplash.³
• He says there are other runoffs besides himself including Onesidore, Twosidore, Threesacrowd, Foursidore, Fivesidore, Sixadore, "and then it goes all the way up"⁴

Episodes

• Season 2, Ep 19 — "Momo"
• Season 2, Ep 20 — "| King Krom"
• Season 2, Ep 21 — "Gnome"
• Season 2, Ep 26 — "A Short One"
• Season 2, Ep 48 — "Eunuch Tutor"
• Interlude — "Hey Kids, it’s a Magic Tavern!"
• Season 2, Ep 51 — "Squibbert"
• Season 2, Ep 57 — "Jyn'Leeviyah Returns"
• Season 2, Ep 92 — "Badgelor Party"
• Season 2, Ep 98 — "Chunt’s Wedding"

Footnotes

1. "In the South" meaning his "junk" is all bees.

2. Season 2, Ep 57 — "Jyn’Leeviyah Returns"

3. Season 2, Ep 92 — "Badgelor Party"

4. Season 2, Ep 92 — "Badgelor Party"