Usidore's Fetching Quests!: Season 1, Ep 6 - Wizard of the Temple
Wizard of the Temple
Usidore's Fetching Quests! episode
Offices & Bosses
Air date November 11, 2020
Episode no. Season 1, Ep 6
Episode Link
Hosts Usidore, Grimhoof
Guests Jamillious Washington the Mauve
Producer(s) Matt Young, Kimmie Lucas
Editor Stephen Dranger
Post-Production Coordination Garrett Schultz
Special assistance Ryan DiGiorgi
Theme music Andy Poland
Logo Allard Laban
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"Wizard of the Temple" is the sixth episode of the Usidore's Fetching Quests! miniseries. It was originally released on November 11, 2020.


Grimhoof and Usidore find themselves in a strange temple with an old friend.


Usidore & Grimhoof are in the seaside village of Dirthsidane when the amulet steers them to unfamiliar temple where they find Jamillious the Mauve. Jamillious has been seeking knowledge and beats for his next mix-spell. He was ready to move on from the temple but a dream told him to remain for one more day, convincing Usidore they were meant to meet.

Jamillious, Grimhoof, and Usidore discuss spell-craft and past magical pioneers, including another Jamillious who lived 1,000 years ago and left a blueprint the current Mauve wizard has been following for the last year. On the back of the blueprint is a language Jamillious cannot recognize, but Usidore can read in it instructions on where to find a secret compartment in this very temple.

Under the floor stones they find the four mystical statues of EGOT. Impressed by Usidore's insight Jamillious says he hopes one day to be half the wizard his old teacher Usidore is. Usidore replies that Jamillious has easily become his peer, even surpassing him in some ways. Jamillious promises to dedicate his next great spell to Usidore, and he & Usidore discuss Usidore's precarious position with Jyn'Leeviyah the Red and the Wizards Council. Usidore & Grimhoof, the items gathered, race to complete their quest by returning to the Bloated Rabbit.

Space bunker

Craig is hiding from Bunko in Space Bunker Epsilon's ducts, lamenting PV3's murder and planning his next move. He assumes he has been captured when the "flesh goblin" Bunko fabricated finds him, but is overjoyed it find that it contains the brain of PV3, who transferred to it when Bunko seized his body. An even greater surprise: PV3's brain is an organic human brain, and has been from the beginning.

Foon Sponor

Arnie Niekamp, who suggests that if you like Usidore's Fetching Quests! you might also enjoy Hello From the Magic Tavern.

New Characters

Dr. Dre, a horse
Jamillious Zip(J.Z.), a historical wizard

Earth Reference

Cyprus Hill
Dr. Dre
Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls by TLC
Internet Trolls & Shitposting
The Blueprint by Jay-Z


  • Jamillious recommends Usidore have a gift ready when Jammillious next visits on Black Friday. Usidore will have some socks ready.
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