Vampires on Foon are very much like the vampires on Earth. They must drink blood to survive, and can create new vampires. However, the blood need not be from humans, and higher-class vampires find human blood boorish. However, they do murder people very often. Vampires can go out into the sun, but they need to wear big floppy hats, otherwise the sun will burn all their hair off and they will look bad.
According to the Pandenomicon, vampires can be killed by a wooden stake through the heart, sunlight, holy water, starvation, broken-heartedness and plagiarism.
Vampire Society
The richest 1% of vampires include the Von Pierres. The richer vampires will wear coats made from the faces of men from the north to show off their wealthy status.
Vampire sex is very fast, usually a matter of seconds.
Night Court
If a vampire commits a crime against another, they are taken to the Night Court. It is presided over by the vampire Harry Anderson, and is assisted by his friend, a bull. The Night Court is often covered in a velvet fog, so you cannot see it. Most vampires fear the Night Court, as it is very scary, has a long line, and they yell at you a lot.
Chunt for Red October Massacre
Down-on-their-luck vampires can get free blood at Chunt's yearly blood drive, Chunt for Red October.1 However, Arnie's second year in Foon all the vampires present at CfRO were massacred by the monster hunter Simon Lemmington Bartholomew.2 Casualties included Vlad, Chad, Brad, Tad, Ryan, and Thorn. Vlad, Chad, Brad, and Thorn were all killed; Tad staked himself after learning his brothers were killed. (Their remaining brother Cad was killed at the following year's Chunt for Red October by Nathan Goodboy the werewolf).3
Usidore the Vampire
Usidore the Blue had been bitten by a Vampire weeks prior to the event,4 he was also absorbed into Bartholomew's Stone of Azrael and killed at the same event.
Notes:
- Vlad, Chad, Brad, Tad, and Cad were played by Matt Young. Thorn was played by Adal Rifai.