In Foon, a wedding is quite different than those performed on Earth. It is not unusual for there to be a death at a Foonish wedding.

Wedding traditions

Traditions include but are not limited to:

  • Performing coitus in front of wedding quests in order to prove your love
  • Exchanging the common wedding vow "I promise not to disappear without warning for months at a time"
  • In some weddings where the couples fly outside the chapel and meet in midair
  • The bloodletting, where couples throats are cut, the blood collected by a flower girl, and then the couple's throats are sewn back together
  • The opening of the blood by the couple on their 5th, 10th, and 15th anniversary (20th anniversary is warts)
  • Cutting of the cake and hoping to get the piece with the eyeball in it, which means you are the next to die
  • Shooting 39 arrows into the air while a 40th arrow is shot straight. This last arrow is often fatal to someone at the wedding.1
  • Dancers performing a traditional dance to a song, freezing at the end of it and staying in that position until the end of the wedding.2


Just like on Earth, there are several wedding planners that you can use to help plan your wedding.

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