| Winter Solstice Bonus 2020 | |
| Hello from the Magic Tavern episode | |
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| Air date | December 21, 2020 |
| Episode no. | S03E71a |
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| Cast | |
| Hosts | Arnie, Usidore |
| Guests | Jenny the Centaur |
| Production | |
| Producers | Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, Adal Rifai |
| Post-production coordination | Garrett Schultz |
| Earwolf producer | Kimmie Lucas |
| Editor | Garrett Schultz |
| Logo | Allard Laban |
| Theme music | Andy Poland |
| Special assistance | Ryan DiGiorgi |
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"Winter Solstice Bonus 2020" is the seventy-second episode of season three of Hello from the Magic Tavern and the last episode of 2020. It was originally released on December 21, 2020.
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Description
A special holiday scene with Arnie and Usidore. And a holiday song from Jenny the Centaur. The regular show will be back January 4.
Summary
At a tavern, Arnie and Usidore wish each other a happy Winter Solstice and discuss the holidays happening right now. Usidore enjoys Smug Bug, celebrated by insects when they wear fancy clothes, and Season's Bleedings, which they play a recording from Jenny the Centaur to explain.
Usidore tries to answer Arnie's questions about the holiday and the centaur god. Reminded that the centaurs are close by, Usidore turns into an eagle with six nipples that Arnie can cling on to so that they could escape.
Song
Season’s Bleedings
If you should hear one single hoof
Up atop your house’s roof
Lock the windows, bar the door
And don’t let in one single centaurHave you ever seen a sight
Magic as this frosty night?
Snow is blanketing the ground
But hey, did you hear that sound?
There’s a distance thundering
An ominous clop clip clopping
Bloodthirsty Sagittarius
Who brings your fast-approaching endWe all celebrate the holidays in our own
I’d change mine if only I could
But all I want for solstice is
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na Season’s Bleedings)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na Season’s Bleedings)It’s that special time of year
When ones you love draw near
And you gather around the tree
Unless, of course, you’re me
Or any other Centaur
// ‘Cause if you are a Centaur
It’s your festive obligation
To wreak violent devastation//I didn’t like eviscerating most of your town
I hope that you won’t hold a grudge
But all I want for solstice is
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na Season’s Bleedings)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na Season’s Bleedings)Mmhmmhmm
We serve a god; he’s like us in reverse
Body of a man and head of a horse
All year long he’s really nice
But like all gods, he has his price
And it’s Blood, blood, blood
Blood, blood, blood
Blood, blood, blood
Blood, blood, bloodBlood (na na na)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na Season’s Bleedings)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na Season’s Bleedings)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na Season’s Bleedings)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na Season’s Bleedings)Na na na
Na na na
Na na na
Season’s Bleedings
Na na na
Na na na
Na na na
Season’s Bleedings
Emails
There are no new emails this week.
New characters
Recurring Characters
- Jenny the Centaur (recording)
- Hornelius the Fintaur (mentioned)
Earth References
- Winston Churchill
- The Purge
- Harold and Kumar (franchise)
- Return to Witch Mountain
- The Gift of the Magi by O. Henry
- Valentine's Day
Notes
- Chunt does not appear on the podcast this week.
- The air date coincides with actual Winter Solstice 2020.