Winter Solstice Bonus 2020
Winter Solstice Bonus 2020
Hello from the Magic Tavern episode
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Air date December 21, 2020
Episode no. S03E71a
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Cast
Hosts Arnie, Usidore
Guests Jenny the Centaur
Production
Producers Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, Adal Rifai
Post-production coordination Garrett Schultz
Earwolf producer Kimmie Lucas
Editor Garrett Schultz
Logo Allard Laban
Theme music Andy Poland
Special assistance Ryan DiGiorgi
Sponsor
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"Winter Solstice Bonus 2020" is the seventy-second episode of season three of Hello from the Magic Tavern and the last episode of 2020. It was originally released on December 21, 2020.

Description

A special holiday scene with Arnie and Usidore. And a holiday song from Jenny the Centaur. The regular show will be back January 4.

Summary

At a tavern, Arnie and Usidore wish each other a happy Winter Solstice and discuss the holidays happening right now. Usidore enjoys Smug Bug, celebrated by insects when they wear fancy clothes, and Season's Bleedings, which they play a recording from Jenny the Centaur to explain.

Usidore tries to answer Arnie's questions about the holiday and the centaur god. Reminded that the centaurs are close by, Usidore turns into an eagle with six nipples that Arnie can cling on to so that they could escape.

Song

Season’s Bleedings

If you should hear one single hoof
Up atop your house’s roof
Lock the windows, bar the door
And don’t let in one single centaur

Have you ever seen a sight
Magic as this frosty night?
Snow is blanketing the ground
But hey, did you hear that sound?
There’s a distance thundering
An ominous clop clip clopping
Bloodthirsty Sagittarius
Who brings your fast-approaching end

We all celebrate the holidays in our own
I’d change mine if only I could
But all I want for solstice is
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na Season’s Bleedings)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na Season’s Bleedings)

It’s that special time of year
When ones you love draw near
And you gather around the tree
Unless, of course, you’re me
Or any other Centaur
// ‘Cause if you are a Centaur
It’s your festive obligation
To wreak violent devastation//

I didn’t like eviscerating most of your town
I hope that you won’t hold a grudge
But all I want for solstice is
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na Season’s Bleedings)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na Season’s Bleedings)

Mmhmmhmm

We serve a god; he’s like us in reverse
Body of a man and head of a horse
All year long he’s really nice
But like all gods, he has his price
And it’s Blood, blood, blood
Blood, blood, blood
Blood, blood, blood
Blood, blood, blood

Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na Season’s Bleedings)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na Season’s Bleedings)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na Season’s Bleedings)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na Season’s Bleedings)

Na na na
Na na na
Na na na
Season’s Bleedings
Na na na
Na na na
Na na na
Season’s Bleedings

Emails

There are no new emails this week.

New characters

Recurring Characters

Earth References

  • Winston Churchill
  • The Purge
  • Harold and Kumar (franchise)
  • Return to Witch Mountain
  • The Gift of the Magi by O. Henry
  • Valentine's Day

Notes

  • Chunt does not appear on the podcast this week.
  • The air date coincides with actual Winter Solstice 2020.

Behind the Scenes

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